We had a barbecue last night and one of the things we had was grilled corn. I was kind of full so I didn't want to eat my corn. Alex took umbrage and grabbed my corn and made stabbing motions at me with it, trying to convince me to eat it.
CHIP: That was kind of phallic.
ALEX: Would you rather I did that to you? Tiger?
I guess Alex is in on it now, too.