pleasedSeriya was on my mind when I had dinner with Chip:
MAE: I just don't see Teemu as sexy.
CHIP: Just ... no.
MAE: He's asexual.
CHIP: Like an eggplant.
(We carefully consider this)
CHIP: Actually an eggplant is more sexy.
MAE: Seriya is sweet, though. The two of them are so great in this PG-13 way.
CHIP: That certainly fits in the Ducks owned by Disney thing. Maybe more G-rated.
MAE: But Paul is sexy, though. Like, he's sexy enough for the both of them.
CHIP: That's because he's Canadian. (stunned silence) Did I say that out loud?
