On the way to the gym, I saw a homeless guy curled up in his cardboard box, lying on his side reading a book and he had a little teddy bear pressed against his cheek. It was so adorable I almost squealed.
At lunch, we were talking about weddings and Vegas and bachelor parties ...
MAE: Giguere's getting married soon!
CHIP: (knowingly) Well, there aren't going to be any strippers at that bachelor party.
MAE: *starts choking*
ALEX: (innocently) What?
CHIP: Goalie gangbang!
MAE: *chokes more*
ALEX: That's sick and wrong!
MAE: *needs Heimlich Maneuver*
Ahh, I'm so proud of Chip. *wipes tear*
Also, Alex seems to have told his ex-stepbrother that I write slash, which is all well and good, but then his ex-stepbrother tells me, "I haven't read your stories yet." And I'm thinking, "Why would you want to?" Alex thinks he may not have explained the concept of slash all that well.