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Cheese Sandwich, Mikael Renberg

Just fake it.

What is this fake world thing I speak of? Must Be Pop

I'm mighty amused at the gathering storm between the fake hockey players and fake figure skaters. I was wondering if the appearance of hillicane and the revelation of the nature of his relationship with bret_hedican would cause the fake figure skaters to explode in a shower of sequins.

Chip was horribly outraged by the existence of fake figure skaters. He took the existence of a fake pet chinchilla of a fake hockey player in stride, but apparently fake figure skaters are an abomination. What do they do anyway? From the little I've seen, they just prance about being pretty and happy, and comment in each others journals about how pretty and happy each other are. They don't even have big lesbian orgies! Or at the very least, nasty catfights. They seem to being having fun with it, which is the most important thing, but it just doesn't interest me.

That being said, I am so happy with fake world lately. Especially with the appearance of MacT (holdyourtongues), Martin Havlat (martinhavlat) and Patrik Elias(patrikelias). It is so you, by the way. It's fantastic. :P

I was hoping to go hiking today at some point, but Chip came home stumbling drunk last night so I'm not sure what time he'll wake up. I'm not sure what the allure of driving way the fuck out to some hills and traipsing about under trees is for me, because I'm utterly indifferent to nature's majesty and whatnot, but I sort of enjoy it.

I'm actually considering walking 100 feet up the hill and braving the lecherous shop owner just so I can have orgasmic ice cream! That should tell y'all how good it is. Stonyfield Farm organic vanilla. Mmm ... Ahh, I said shop! Is that a colonialism? It sounds like it. Store sounds like the one and only American word.

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They don't even have big lesbian orgies! Or at the very least, nasty catfights.

And DAMMIT, there's just no excuse for that! They can clearly never be forgiven.

Yes, fine, it is me. Also I am starting a journal for the Stanley Cup to describe the various twisted situations it finds itself in over the summer. Riiiight.

Dude, you're fixated. :P

*goes look*

Dammit, stanleycup already exists. Well, sort of.

*laughs* I didn't realise the Cup was into boy bands. And I *don't* get Mae's recent decision that I *must* be doing this thing. It's funny. But weird. :D

Hmm. I have to admit that I thought it was you too.

And I still do, despite your denials! :D

ok, that's really funny if you read it thinking 'fake!cup journal'...what a crazy double life that cup leads! *snicker*

It could actually be incredibly amusing. I can't think of too many things that have babies' butts and champagne in them within hours of each other. It must lend an interesting perspective on life. I just don't think I could write that, though. I don't think I'm creative enough ;D

I was wondering today, though... what's the black base made of? I wasn't close enough to see...

Dude, you do an amazing fake!chinchilla. You're pretty creative. :D

A Stanley Cup journal would be so funny. In the right hands, of course.

Okay, I'll shut up about it. For now. :P

*laughs* dude Mae, Stevie has figure skaters on his friends list. They make me gag sometimes. All their pretty lovey dovey I'm sooooo deeply in love with the man I pairs skate with. Which everyone knows IRL is not true ;)

And I love fake!mact

I was going to start using Stevie's friends list (instead of the_penalty_box) to read fake!LJ because he's got an up-to-date friends list, but so much of it is MBP LJs. :P

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. :)

*shakes head* Dude, those MBP LJs annoy me, I should take it off his friends list. I skip through a majority of them. And while I'm thinking of this, did you want to read Stevie's entries? Because I can add you.

*giggle* Not just me then. :P Yes, please add me! :D

[*giggles* They are so annoying really. And I added you.

Hey look a comment from Stevie, okay I'm too lazy to switch over. *laughs*

Of course... I do need the brackets.]

aah i so love the fake!patrik!! Poor petr and his embarrassing 'funky smelll' problem *giggles*

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