MAE: Oh my God, he's so fucking packin'!
CHIP: No, he's not!
MAE: He is! *points excitedly* Look at that!
CHIP: *wanders off to fold laundry*
MAE: Come back! Look, you can see it more clearly now!
CHIP: No! Straight guys don't like looking at other guys' equipment! Just FYI.
MAE: Okay, he lifted his hand. See? See?
CHIP: That's just fabric!
MAE: No! He's packin'!
CHIP: Okay, look at this! *sits down* *starts bunching up pants in crotch area, forming bulge* Look! He just has like starched or pressed pants or whatever.
MAE: But his is all shapely and stuff!
CHIP: *tries to shape fabric into penis-like bulge*
MAE: He's packin'!
CHIP: *leaves to fold more laundry*
[Edit: Oh Lari? Can I have your address so I can mail the tape to you? Send it to the email on my LJ user info page. :)]