People in the hockey community do not.
Devils-Ducks Final. You know you want it.
At least, just so Elias and Sykora can spend some quality time together, whether it's off the ice with a chinchilla or on the ice beating each other to death.
And that way we don't have to drive across the country to get the chinchilla that we have not, as yet, kidnapped. It's a win-win-win situation. Except for the team that loses.
*shrieks* *remembers Lira's scenario* Yeah, where Whore says, "Dude, it's watching us."
Fuck, I need sleep. *cries* Why can't I sleep?