Alyn didn't say anything dorky on Shark Byte. I was disappointed. He just laughed at being 6 inches shorter than Wayne Primeau. There are tufts of hair sticking out the collar of his shirt. Damn, I think he probably does have a mat of luxuriant chest hair. They showed footage of him sticking his tongue out and winking in a twitchy way. So complimentary. He's going to miss his daughter's first birthday, poor guy.

*cries* Gravey talking about the "power" in Drew's legs.

Why did Drew have to say, "I'll take anything on top right now!" *cries again*


Ahh, some people are such good writers! I'm never fucking writing again! *weeps*