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Martian Love

Begone, vile scourge!

Sharks ship Heatley to Wild for Havlat

I've been playing games all day and on gChat, but apparently that hated abby20 today and prevented her from giving me the amazing news that WE TRADED HEATLEY (which right there is kind of fantastic and has improved my quality of life by huge amounts) and not only did we trade him, but WE TRADED HIM FOR MARTY!!!!!!!!!

Who I fully expect to be broken quite a lot, but I kind of don't care because Heatley was fucking broken every playoffs anyway so it's not like we can go downhill in that department.

Okay, so I was just... stunned when I found out, but now I'm getting more and more excited. Marty on Shark Byte! Marty in a horrifyingly embarrassing Christmas commercial! Infinite possibilities!

Also, Heatley getting booed 3 times a season in Edmonton!!!

Oh man, two wishful thinking dreams of mine fulfilled with one trade. Getting Marty (purely for his hockey abilities--on the personal side of things, it's complicated :P) and losing Heatley (which I thought wouldn't happen given his contract).


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Three times a year in Edmonton, and in Ottawa . . . where they open the season. Muwahaha.

I don't really care about Heatley anymore because we're obviously in a better place now than we would have been if he'd come here. Understand I say that even though we just finished DFL two years in a row.

OMG the Sens opener? Muahahaha indeed!!! That's awesome.

He would have just whined and demanded a trade anyway. :P

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I'm surprised we were able to unload him given that big contract.

I found out via Sharks text message and went to the internet as soon as I could. Didn't see it coming, but yay!

Yeah, didn't think anyone was going to take on that contract.

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Somehow, this Heatley/Havlat trade is going to end up with Eugene Melnyk owing everyone a seven-figure bonus check.

Ahahahahaha that rules. I'm glad we traded him before he demanded to be traded, heh.

Tersa and I were on yahoochat when she got the news and we were both squealing "MAE IS GOING TO FLIP HER WIG OMG!!!!"

Total dream trade! I'm convinced the hivemind engineered this somehow.

I heard this on the radio this morning and even in my half-asleep daze I started to giggle from the sheer awesomeness. :)

While googling stuff about the trade, I came across an article on a Sens fan site about how Heatley is ruining Setoguchi's life.

I was so happy for you!

All I thought about when I heard the news was 20 questions, Marty in a tacky sweater, with his delightful smile that can light up the world..le sigh :)

Ha! 20 questions will be awesome. There will be much dizzifying glancing between mic and feet I think.

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