Donuts was in one of my dreams last night. I can't remember what the set up was, but I was talking to him and sitting on his lap. Not in like a lapdance kind of way, but in a "there's no room on the bus" kind of way. It was not pleasant. Also, he needed deodorant. If 1) I wasn't Mario and 2) hadn't had that dream about THAT PERSON, I would probably be traumatized.
Whore (Jason Arnott) has somehow scored 400 goals. I find this hard to believe because he ceased to exist after he went to the Preds and so could not possibly have scored any in that time. And maybe he did! I mean, is this really Jason Arnott? Can he really be skinnier than Semin and Ovechkin???
The Stars/Kings game was so bad. Umm, not that it was a bad game because it was pretty even, but because both teams played so badly. :P I don't know if it was the afternoon start or whatever but they were terrible. My two highlights from the game have nothing to do with actual hockey.
Donuts is terrified of birds. This of course made me want to make a giant poster of all kinds of birds in terrifying poses (with no text) and bring it to the Tank for a Kings game and hold it up against the glass at warm ups. No doubt everyone else had the same idea.
Made by a Kings fan LOL! I love how angry the bird looks.
Well, all this season I've been watching Kings games for Doughty/Johnson. It's nice to see that the Kings announcers agree with me.
I think they were actually talking about Donuts and JMFJ swapping D partners (much less dirty than it sounds) so that JMFJ could play on the right and be more offensive or something. I felt slightly upset that Scuderi had been taken away from JMFJ. I am aware this is sad. :(
In contrast, the Ducks/Sharks game was pretty fucking awesome. That was some great hockey from two teams that have been playing well. (Love this BoC pre-game prediction: Sharks have won 6 of their past 7 games; Ducks have won 7 of their past 8. Somehow they inexplicably both win tonight. Simultaneous game winners by Perry and Pavelski.) I feel like what we've missed in past seasons for the playoffs has been cocky, skilled players, and we have that now with Logan and Devin. Like, I know we had both of them last year, but Logan was a baby and I don't think Devin saw himself as a key guy.
That PP point shot goal from Devin makes me believe in him. Also, Bobby Ryan rules.
@b_ryan9: You guys are right, they did rip me off on an assist. Marleau from setoguchi and ryans face #fml
It's no Dan Ellis "Nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" but the #fml part is pretty awesome. If there's anything I didn't like from last night, it's that not enough penalties were being called (on both sides). Elbows start getting thrown around, then people get run and it's all bad news. I thought someone was going to get killed at the end of the game after Murray's hit on Visnovsky. :(
On that hit, I wouldn't be against a charging or boarding call, but I think when you get called for a penalty that causes an injury, that immediately makes it a major? I'm not sure what the conditions are for that, but a major would have been inappropriate. Blah. I hate people getting injured. This is why I have issues with football. Anyway, I wish more penalties had been called throughout the game.
If the Ducks and Stars both play the way they did yesterday the Stars are going to be pulverized.