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Drew Doughty
harleymae

"For sure, I was fat."

Guys, I have been looking forward to Donuts' episode of Undisputed for a while now, and I had high expectations for it that were completely exceeded. Like, all I wanted was for him to talk about being fat. That would have been awesome enough. But not only does he talk about that, he talks about being afraid of birds.

Like, his intro is "I'm Drew Doughty. I'm driven and I'm determined and this is Undisputed." But he really should have said, "I'm Drew Doughty. I was fat and I'm afraid of birds and this is Undisputed."



Guys, he flat out says that he was fat. *cries tears of joy* And then he talks about Clune chirping at him and going "hey Doughty!" and then when he turned around, Clune PUFFED OUT HIS CHEEKS AND DONUTS DEMONSTRATED IT. And then he talked about how he's terrified of birds and a bird flew into his house when he was in junior and he shrieked and screamed at his billet mommy "THERE'S A BIRD IN THE HOUSE" but she was afraid of birds too so they ran around in hysterical fear until the bird flew out of the house on its own. He was so distraught by pigeons at the beach that he COULDN'T EVEN EAT. *cries again*

From Oscar Moller's actual Twitter: Making my little mexican Alec Martinez come and get me so i can get some food in me..what a guy!

Last night Logan Couture played his first game since suffering what looked like a serious injury against the Blues on Monday and scored a goal. Heatley came back from 2 game suspension for elbowing Ott in the head and took a clutch boarding penalty six minutes into the game. Thirteen Sharks got points last night. He was not one of them. Torrey scored 2 goals last night! ♥ He's trying to make up his total for the year.

The Flames just looked like a tired team last night. Physically yes, but mostly they just looked like they were mentally spent? I read somewhere that they were going through the same burn out that the Avs, Blues and Wild succumbed to and that seems about right.

The Sharks are on a 4 game winning streak, have a 6-point lead on the Kings, are on the second night of back to backs after playing a team that was not at 100% and the Kings just called up Oscar Moller. Things are not looking good for us tonight. :P [ Edit: Oh yeah, and Niitty may start tonight. ]

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I LITERALLY CANNOT GET OVER HOW AWESOME AND PHENOMENAL THAT EPISODE OF UNDISPUTED WAS. I can't believe it. I love him so much.

I was literally light-headed watching it. I'll have to re-watch several times to pick up on the uhh... subtleties.

Oh who am I kidding? I'm just going to watch him saying "for sure, I was fat" repeatedly.

FOR SURE, I WAS FAT.

SOINLOVE. SOINLOVE. SOINLOVE.

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Have you noticed that SDQ uses her Lehtonen icon whenever she talks about Donuts? Because he's fat?

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I hadn't! But that is highly appropriate. My brother is always on the ball with that sort of thing.

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I'm looking at your icon and it just makes me smile so hard.

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ANIMATED! *weeps with joy*

that sounds amazing, the gods have aligned the heavens for you Mae!

It really feels that way sometimes!!! *cuddles*

I like your summary more than the video. No wonder he made that comment about fans--he's very cocky.

How does he live by the beach if he's afraid of birds? There are tons of fucking seagulls at the beach.

My favorite bit is him explaining how pumped everyone gets after the game.... but I'm pretty sure for the most part it's just him by himself screaming.

... and took a clutch boarding penalty six minutes into the game.

Muaahahhaah.

I think he just hides inside his house, and if he sees any birds nearby he makes Wayne Simmonds chase them away. That's probably why he still lives with him. He was planning to move out, but Donuts begged him to stay to protect him from birds.

There's a few videos of their post-game celebration and... it actually pretty much is just him screaming. :P

Mae, screaming in the locker room makes you a really good teammate. And that's how he wants to be remembered.

I think he'll be remembered as that fat guy who kept kissing his goalies.

All I could think of for what he may have forgotten was..condoms? Handcuffs?

Also, I find it hard to believe he's not a vocal leader.

I really like when a guy on our team fights. >> All I could think of was sexual.

Haha, I didn't even wonder about what he was going back for! I wonder who sold him out. :P

Maybe he just means in the locker room. He is certainly very bossy and yappy on the ice!

I wonder how he feels about JMFJ fighting.

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