Numbered paragraphs, just like Daddy
My Jack Johnson/Drew Doughty mini big bang fic is here: Tangled Up in Blue
- So, if you live with a married couple and the wife comes into your room holding a thong and asks, "Is this yours?" you should probably say "yes" even if it isn't yours.
- When a fic header warning traumatizes you, it probably defeats the point of warnings.
- I am a little bit in love with Drew Doughty's UFC takedown of Taylor Hall.
- If he did actually turn into a plain doughnut with chocolate frosting, I would probably take a nibble.
- *high fives everyone who finished the fic challenge* The rest of you are almost done, right? Right?
- Brian Wilson is keeping his stupid fucking beard.
- Why do I like people with incredibly boring, generic names who have more famous musical counterparts that constantly fuck up my attempts to Google them?
- His name isn't even actually Jack, it's John. John (Joseph Louis) Johnson III. Ugh.