The Invincible M.A.E.


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harleymae

The horror, the horror...

I spent last night writing my mini big bang fic (which is now at 1623 words, yay?) while watching the Sharks game and was thinking about the following people in this order:

  1. Jack Johnson
  2. Drew Doughty
  3. Dustin Brown
So when I tell you that I had a dream about making out with an NHL player, it would be reasonable to assume that it was one of these three, right?

No, think of the most vile, heinous, repulsive, hideous, abominable, odious, revolting player you can think of, and (if you're a recipient of one of early_afternoon's decorated Christmas cards) YOU WOULD BE RIGHT.

At least in my dream somebody interrupted by walking into the room and I only woke up in terror with a nauseating headache, as opposed to waking up and reaching for something to stab into my brain.

Throwing up in my head for the rest of the day now. (Not enough :( in the world, argh.)

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AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER MARTY BRODEUR SEX DREAM.


You know what? ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH MARTY BRODEUR would be better than what I experienced this morning. *cries*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so, so sorry. That's HORRIBLE. *scrubs your brain*

(My decorated Christmas card from SDQ had a picture of me -- Eric Staal -- instead. Which, not going to lie, is SO preferable. What is my life.)

It's always someone AWFUL. :( I can't remember the last time it was someone I actually like. The only thing that made it somewhat tolerable was that everything was very indistinct and there were no details to it and possibly my eyes were closed (uhh, in the dream) the entire time.

I'm really traumatized! *collapses in your arms, wailing*

At this point, Eric Staal actually sounds quite pleasant. Like a stroll in the English countryside.

Hahaha, poor baby. Your brain is so cruel, dude. After all the flailing we did over those three guys, it sets you up with a monster?! *pets*

YOU WOULD THINK!!! *CRIES*

I guess my conscious mind was consumed by them, leaving THAT OTHER PERSON to lurk and fester in my subconscious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so sorry for your dream, I just can't stop laughing at the thought of you making out with the horrible Dany Heatley that I drew in your card.

also backcheck and I are so excited for your bigbang fic that we almost can't control ourselves any more

Today, herwhereabouts showed me pictorial proof that Drew Doughty isn't fat. My eyes see it, but my mind doesn't compute.

I'm quite excited for yours!!! God help me, I actually like the pairing.

But wait. Who was it? The only name that I can think of is Avery because even though I'm not *into-into* hockey that much, I still hate him a lot.

You wouldn't think it could happen, but Avery seems to have faded away. Or at least I never see him anymore because he's in the East.

I can't actually say his name right now. I refer you to this comment. :P

DANY HEATLEY?

O DEER.

TBQH, AVERY IS HOT IN A REALLY DOUCHEY WAY. YOU MAKE OUT WITH HIM THEN YOU FEEL DIRTY ALL OVER. THEN YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.

You sound disturbingly like you have experience with this!

But yes, definitely not as offensive as... ... ... :(

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Oh man, I totally sprayed my laptop screen when I read this. That is so awesomely absurd! I want to know more about this dream!

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D: D: D: EW.

On the other hand I got your card today (the boys upstairs seem to be hoarding mail :(). Ilu!

It was a really unpleasant way to start the day. :(

Hooray!!! ♥ Hope you had a good Christmas and New Year. :D

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