So Petr is now back in his hometown of Plzen, playing on a team with his idol Marty Straka. joolzie sent me a translated article of Straka talking about his, uhh, idol worshipper.

It's pretty overwrought. Here's the translated headline:
Martin Straka: Sykora? Shooter from the Lord God

And then it just gets upsetting:

I always tell you, it is a shooter from God. He puts all of the goal, it just one chance and he always puts it there somehow. I just need laces. (Smiles) It's always in the right place, has an incredible ending.

The "(Smiles)" just makes it worse!