
I ventured back into reading fic a little bit and read Norwegian men's curling team pants/Don Cherry's jacket (I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING THANK YOU, IVY!!!) and I just want to say that you haven't truly lived until you have read about Sidney Crosby being assfucked by a figure skater wearing a strap-on.
I'm still coming down from my Olympic high. I always say that Dany Heatley ruins everything, but he really does ruin everything. :( I literally couldn't bear to watch the Sharks for a lot of the season because of him, and then Petr was injured and I couldn't really watch the Wild anymore. And now I feel like I'm back in hockey. I actually watched a Kings game intentionally today. (Damn you, Jack Johnson!)
[Edit: Okay, apparently I should provide links so that all of your lives can be complete too.
Norwegian curling pants/Don Cherry's jacket THANK

Crosby gets pegged! You have not truly lived. ]