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Devin Setoguchi
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Speechless

The latest Ask the Sharks was about Mr. Vlasic! There were some cute answers about how he cooks now but his meals aren't very good, and then I find THIS:

Were there any pranks played on you during your rookie season? - Rozen Rayrao
No, none. When I came in, they already called me ‘Dominator’ for dominating people around in the locker room. I would joke around and then tell people to do something and then that’s how I got my name ‘Dom’. But there weren’t any pranks.

Firstly, he totally didn't answer the question. Because I'm not sure how domination could even remotely be considered a prank.

Secondly, WHY IS HE TELLING EVERYONE THAT HE DOMINATES PEOPLE IN THE LOCKER ROOM??? Oh, my little 12-year-old. *weeps*

In other related news, where baby Sharks find ways to disturb me...



I don't even know what to say. Other than apparently nudity is contagious and someone needs to quarantine Joe Thornton.

[Edit: Speaking of Joe, the local news did a feature on him playing Risk. Seriously. I think I felt some pain when he pumped his fist after winning a game. :( No wonder Jody Shelley is concerned. Hooray for Nabby winning the team ping pong tournament though!]

Muahaha! Someone else has noticed that Rufus Sewell from Eleventh Hour looks like Teemu Selanne.

Teemu Selanne and Rufus Sewell

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*G* You're the only person I know disturbed by shirtless hockey boys.

I think the problem is he's kind of like a baby brother! It brings forth disturbing feelings!

You're disturbing me a lot lately, Mae!!! *weeps*

Trauma is meant to be shared!

Ahahahaha no one with the nickname Pickles can also be called Dom. What a confused, lovely little boy. :D

What is it with goalies and ping pong? Huet luuuuuvs ping pong. I hope there's, like, a summer ping pong league where only goalies are allowed to play.

The sad thing is that, like Tim Lincecum, that boy really is going to control the locker room, whether or not anyone knows or expects it...

That is so odd! I'm trying to think of some kind of overlap in the skills and... I'm coming up with nothing. Their blocker is like a paddle? *scratches head*

whwat what? he just randomly talked about being a dom in the locker room?

Fabulous!

I know! It's like, "So... what kind of pranks were played on you?" "I LIKE TO DOMINATE PEOPLE!!!"

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