The latest Ask the Sharks was about Mr. Vlasic! There were some cute answers about how he cooks now but his meals aren't very good, and then I find THIS:

Were there any pranks played on you during your rookie season? - Rozen Rayrao
No, none. When I came in, they already called me ‘Dominator’ for dominating people around in the locker room. I would joke around and then tell people to do something and then that’s how I got my name ‘Dom’. But there weren’t any pranks.

Firstly, he totally didn't answer the question. Because I'm not sure how domination could even remotely be considered a prank.

Secondly, WHY IS HE TELLING EVERYONE THAT HE DOMINATES PEOPLE IN THE LOCKER ROOM??? Oh, my little 12-year-old. *weeps*

In other related news, where baby Sharks find ways to disturb me...



I don't even know what to say. Other than apparently nudity is contagious and someone needs to quarantine Joe Thornton.

[Edit: Speaking of Joe, the local news did a feature on him playing Risk. Seriously. I think I felt some pain when he pumped his fist after winning a game. :( No wonder Jody Shelley is concerned. Hooray for Nabby winning the team ping pong tournament though!]

Muahaha! Someone else has noticed that Rufus Sewell from Eleventh Hour looks like Teemu Selanne.