I skimmed the article about Lincecum in the Giants magazine (because it's really too much - emotionally - to read all at once) and there was this bit where someone said that without his clothes on he looks like Brad Pitt from Troy and is built like a Greek god.
After recovering from a mixture of horror and amusement, I went back to check which lecherous teammate made that comment, but it was someone called "Sean" and I didn't know who that was. Then I worried that it might be one of the coaches or someone in management, but after reading earlier parts of the article, I realized that it's his older brother.
Yeah. And if you're part of our little "community", the word in your brain right now is "Lincest".