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Hockey's revenge

Awesome Onion article:
Man Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In Ground Praised For His Courage
SAN DIEGO—A man who used several different bent sticks to hit a ball to an area comprised of very short grass surrounding a hole in the ground was praised for his courage Monday after he used a somewhat smaller stick to gently roll the ball into the aforementioned hole in fewer attempts than his competitors. "What guts, what confidence," ESPN commentator Scott Van Pelt said of the man, who was evidently unable to carry his sticks himself, employing someone else to hold the sticks and manipulate the flag sticking out of the hole in the ground while he rolled the ball into it. "You have to be so brave, so self-assured, so strong mentally to [roll a ball into a hole in the ground]. Amazing." The man in question apparently hurt his knee during this activity.

Also, I got this really sweet comment on my Brett Lebda YouTube clip:
i just met brett at the bar halftimes in johnsburg, illinois. it's right outside of wonder lake where brett grew up. he is a fucking baller, he bought shots for everyone sitting at the bar it was fucking sweet. brett u r the fucking man@!!!!!

You heard it, guys--Brett Lebda is a fucking baller!!!


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LMAO @ the article.

"You have to be so brave, so self-assured, so strong mentally to [roll a ball into a hole in the ground]. Amazing."

*snorts* It's funny because it's just so gosh darn TRU.

Yeah, it all sounds so ridiculous when phrased that way.

Johnsburg = COMPLETE HICK COUNTRY.

So I guess he's not your homeboy?

Unfortunately he could probably be technically considered my homeboy since it isn't THAT far away, but...total hick country.

You have only One True Homeboy, anyway.

I have no need to comment to this other than to use my icon.

i just met brett at the bar halftimes in johnsburg, illinois. it's right outside of wonder lake where brett grew up. he is a fucking baller, he bought shots for everyone sitting at the bar it was fucking sweet. brett u r the fucking man@!!!!!

This comment is breath taking both in its excuberant adoration of "the fucking man", and in that its author is most likely an adult who has progressed through our country's educational system.

I am astounded by both.

I know! I used to play Quake with people who would type like that, but less coherently, and think oh, they're 10 years old. Then I'd find out they were 26.

Bwaha! Did you ever read The Onion article on the man who didn't want to die in Yankee Candle during a mall shooting because it wasn't a manly place to be? I laughed so hard and everyone I've shown it to looks at me like I've just kicked a puppy. *pout*

No! But that sounds totally like them. I also like "Fantasy Baseball Owner Bashes Team in Media".

Haha there was also "Americans Desensitized by Addiction to Internet Porn Demand New Orifice to Ogle"

I think I remember that one!!! And then the one where the local orgy was somber because one of the regulars had passed away!!! I can't remember the title, but the article itself was awesome.

I remember watching those highlights with you and being astounded by the "what guts" comment.

I've been extra jokey to my coworkers on email lately, but today I accidentally sent the email to the wrong person, so now I'm afraid my sarcasm will get one of my coworkers in trouble :(

Obviously they don't watch hockey. :P

Eek! People who don't have a sense of humour really suck. :( :( :(

To be fair, I didn't address the email, and what I said, if you don't know that I'm joking, could easily be misconstrued. ... Oops?

Yeaaaaaah, I guess you got some 'splainin to do, missy!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Ricky!

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