Not as awesome as the one about blowing Sidney Crosby's girlfriends up, but still pretty awesome:
lol wow sumin strange 4 all is my uncle lol! wen i told him i like Jason Spezza hes like oh yea hes good n godd lookin LOL! i think he sgree's wit u <3

I'm slightly hungover, WTF? I had like, 2 ounces of weak beer. I was incredibly giggly last night, though. I'm not sure what exactly about. I do remember Jenny doing an impression of a shark trying to swim without fins, though.