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I WILL BLOW UP HIS GIRLFRIENDS TILL I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MARRY HIM

Most terrifying and hilarious comment I've gotten on YouTube so far (this is about Sidney Crosby):
HOTTIE I WILL BLOW UP HIS GIRLFRIENDS TILL I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MARRY HIM bwhAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY I LOOOOOOVE HIS ACCENT I CARRY A PICTURE OF HIM AROUND WITH ME AT SCHOOL

I just skimmed it at first and saw "blow" and immediately thought blowjob, but really, blowing people up is so much better.

Alex's cousin Dan had a baby about a month before him. They Skyped each other and put the babies in front of the webcam, hahahaha. Geek daddies unite!


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Between puberty and the internet, the world is toast. (!!) Either way, both seem to make people stupid.

I give her points for originality, though!

Blowing them up, man, seriously. That's more crazy than I'm used to. It's kinda hilarious.

1. Well, that outdoes Vermette's creepy little girl contingent, who I thought were the be-all and end-all! I can't lie, I'm impressed.

2. Accent?!

2. I KNOW!!! I think that boggled me more than the rest of the comment, actually. It's kind of sad that things on the internet have stopped surprising me most of the time. :P

Not just that the girlfriends will meet some generic untimely demise, but that they will be blown up!!! I approve of this type of excess.

Boggling, huh? Maybe by accent she means... lips or something. Yeah, I got nothing.

Yes! Usually it's the standard "YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I'M 18 AND HE REALIZES HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!" Which I was probably guilty of too, but whatever man, Bure >>> Crosby. :P

Maybe she means the dulcet tones of Interview Robot Voice. In which case she might as well get busy blowing up NHL girlfriends.

I didn't even watch him play in his prime, but I think if I saw him IRL, I would be unable to stop myself from launching myself at him and smooching him. Seriously, those lips!!!

Would that not make the BEST BADFIC EVER???

!!! Seriously, if I saw him IRL, I wouldn't be responsible for my actions.

THE VERY BEST.

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a LONG time.

Definitely one of the best comments I've ever received!

His generic Canadian accent, ahahahaha. I lol'd.

"Say 'eh' again for me, please, Sidney!"

good god, I am so glad I am no longer a teenager.

It could be the plot of a totally awesome badfic!!!

At first I thought she meant "blow it up" re: music, and I was like... why does she want to make his girlfriends more popular???

Accent???

It's that sexy Nova Scotian thing.

How old is she, twelve? That's kind of creepy. Maybe a future sociopath in the works!

More like a future AWESOME BADFIC WRITER!!!!!!!

I saw this on hockey and this stuck out:

One example is a player who adjusts a piece of equipment, such as his shoulder pads or athletic support, and then grabs a drink from a water bottle. Another player touches the same water bottle, either to move it or take a drink, and then adjusts his mouthguard, allowing the bacteria he picked up from the bottle to mix with his saliva, which carries it into his body.

Sykora is gonna kill his teammates.

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