amusedHOTTIE I WILL BLOW UP HIS GIRLFRIENDS TILL I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MARRY HIM bwhAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY I LOOOOOOVE HIS ACCENT I CARRY A PICTURE OF HIM AROUND WITH ME AT SCHOOL
I just skimmed it at first and saw "blow" and immediately thought blowjob, but really, blowing people up is so much better.
Alex's cousin Dan had a baby about a month before him. They Skyped each other and put the babies in front of the webcam, hahahaha. Geek daddies unite!
2. Accent?!
Boggling, huh? Maybe by accent she means... lips or something. Yeah, I got nothing.
Maybe she means the dulcet tones of Interview Robot Voice. In which case she might as well get busy blowing up NHL girlfriends.
Would that not make the BEST BADFIC EVER???
THE VERY BEST.
Accent???
One example is a player who adjusts a piece of equipment, such as his shoulder pads or athletic support, and then grabs a drink from a water bottle. Another player touches the same water bottle, either to move it or take a drink, and then adjusts his mouthguard, allowing the bacteria he picked up from the bottle to mix with his saliva, which carries it into his body.
Sykora is gonna kill his teammates.