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Evgeni Nabokov
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Nabby, your Russian goalie

From here:
Canada defeated Sweden 3-2 in overtime Saturday to win the 2008 world juniors championship in the Czech Republic. But some of the focus in the Sharks' locker room was on Russia's victory over the United States for the bronze medal.

And just in case his coach missed the results, goalie Evgeni Nabokov had a flier printed up with the score:

"Russia 4, United States 2. Ron, Don't cry too much. . . . Nabby, your Russian goalie."

My love for Nabby is THIS BIG! <-------------------------------------------------------------------->

So on the FSN Bay Area website, they have some clips that were filmed for Shark Byte that didn't make it into the show. I was looking through the list for the latest episode and one of them is titled "Find the Groin".

!!!!!!!!!!

And then I read the description for the clip: Ricky Bobby takes a quick stretch with Dmitri Patzold and learns a little more about his groin muscle. Which is pretty much the plot synopsis of any given gay porn video!!!

The next clip after that one is titled "Don't Say Soft". *chortles*

[Edit: So I watched the Find the Groin clip and... well, here's the transcript:
RICKY BOBBY: *stretching and groaning* What's that muscle called? Right here?
PATZOLD: *tilts head and stares at Ricky Bobby's crotch*
RICKY BOBBY: Is that the groin?
PATZOLD: *gestures* Little higher.
RICKY BOBBY: *grunts* It's tight. Groin's tight.
PATZOLD: *still staring at crotch and grinning*
RICKY BOBBY: Okay, no more, I'll pop something. It'll be good for tonight, eh?]


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findthe groin sounds like a party game gone SERIOUSLY WRONG

You know, the actual clip itself is inappropriate too!

RICKY BOBBY: *stretching and groaning* What's that muscle called? Right here?
PATZOLD: *tilts head and stares at Ricky Bobby's crotch*
RICKY BOBBY: Is that the groin?
PATZOLD: *gestures* Little higher.
RICKY BOBBY: *grunts* It's tight. Groin's tight.
PATZOLD: *still staring at crotch and grinning*
RICKY BOBBY: Okay, no more, I'll pop something. It'll be good for tonight, eh?

Edited at 2008-01-07 05:37 am (UTC)

DUDE, NABBY, THAT IS AWESOME. HEEE!!!!!!!

Which is pretty much the plot synopsis of any given gay porn video!!!

Yeah, pretty much.

Which reminds me! Do you get ESPN magazine? There was a cute little article about JR in there and I could send it to you if you want.

Taking the effort to print a flier! Argh, I love him.

I do! I haven't looked through it yet though so thanks for letting me know!

Oh oh, also I forgot to mention! Did you watch the Giants game? Eli Manning became a man on one drive, muahahaha! I was really happy they won, though. :)

I did not watch but I'm always happy for Eli :D

It was a good game. :) I fear that they'll get smushed next week, though.

JUST!

OH MAN!!! I've loved nabby for EVER!!!!! he's so *le sigh* russian goalie

I love that he put "Nabby, your Russian goalie" like they're not going to know who THAT is! hee! :)!

and dude that was seriusly random and you're right if the other guy was cute... so the beginning of a bad porno!

Yeah, that was pretty awesome. Like he just had to say "Russian" one more time.

Most of the incredibly gay stuff stays in Bonus Bytes.

The transcript is definently more naughty sounding than actually watching it. :D But like I said to Tersa, my love for Patzy is growing oh so strong! 20 QUESTIONS! 20 QUESTIONS!

Actually watching it was pretty disturbing. :( I like Patzold backing up because he's pretty and often gets face time on the bench. :)

*giggles* And considering Nabby is pulling a Marty so far this season (by playing every game), that's a good thing that he's so pretty. :D

I've never complained about it! :P

Hahaha. I like how he had to add the "your Russian goalie" part as if Ron wouldn't know.

It's as if he has to say Russian again to rub it in even more!

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