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Who's the fugliest of them all?

The game last night was lots of fun! I got to see lastcatastrophe plus I got these awesome Sharks coloured socks with a nifty scale-like pattern hand-knitted by tersa! They are pretty and comfy and warm. <3

harleymae: Also, I'm watching the Sens game just because it's on and... as if Heatley isn't hideous enough I think he also seems to have a MASSIVE BALD SPOT. The guy is like... 25 or something!
fullycompletely: Yeah, it's been getting bigger.
harleymae: It's like he gets beaten repeatedly with an ugly stick every day
fullycompletely: I worry Reasoner is leaning that direction. :(
harleymae: Heatley's is HUGE though
fullycompletely: Well, at least he was always ugly, it's not sad like when a hot guy goes bald! I'll probably cry when it really kicks in with Moreau.
harleymae: Yeah, minimal impact on Heatley's looks. I think that when Malkin entered the league, Heatley was threatened that his reign as ugliest player might be coming to an end, so he stepped it up

I am watching a live webcast of Sacramento State vs Stanford women's college volleyball. Seriously.

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Yeah, Heatley's been rocking that bald spot at least since he got to Ottawa, but it seems to have grown quite a bit lately. It's hard to make fun of it with Spezza's hair disappearing at an alarming rate (can't think about it, won't talk about it), but . . . yeah. Ew. He could definitely have an ugly-off with Malkin; after I stopped crying, I don't know who I'd pick to win!

Spezza just has.. the receding hairline, right? :(

As far as I'm concerned, Heatley "wins" hands down. *shudder*

Just receding, yeah. But I can see a big difference between this year and last year, even with his careful foofing. He is 24! :( I plan to go on pretending it isn't happening until it's absolutely unavoidable.

Yeah, he probably wins. Especially if he took his tooth out, there's just so many KINDS of ugly that I don't know where to look. :(

Well, you know the impact of a receding hairline can be minimized, at least, but... there's not much you can do about a big bald spot besides wear a hat. Or helmet I suppose.

Well, that would certainly be the most effective enhancement of his looks, haha!

Getzlaf's bald spot wins though.

I love his mouth cause he actually shows his personality.
But yeah, kinda a donkey mouth. ;)

HAHAHAHAHA! And I'm laughing because it's so true. :D

Though Riley Cote of the Flyers is quite ugly.

Also, we need to find some real Torrey pics instead of using screen caps. I must iconicize him!

He's been quite elusive, eh? He's so photogenic, though. :)

Ahahahahaha oh god, so true! I have been complaining for years that with every trade/signing Muckler made, my team got uglier. :( Yeah, pretty sure Heatley's one of the fugliest guys in the league. Which makes it more scary that so many girls in the Sens community think he's so hot. Frala and I think he should wear a bag over his head at all times. *nods*

I think that's been the Predators philosophy since its inception. Dude, people thought he was hot/cute when he was in Atlanta, too. I mean, seriously, when the guy resembles both Sloth from The Goonies and Freddy Krueger in different pictures, there's an issue.

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