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harleymae

Let's go, Oakland!

So no matter how freaking beautiful the Giants park is, there is just nothing like an Oakland game. That was so much fun, and it's not just the beer talking! Oh man, I totally didn't even plan to have the beer, but you have to understand, this was like, the best Pyramid Hefeweizen I've ever tasted!!!

When motor skills improve tomorrow, I will look at the cell phone pictures I took of me and lastcatastrophe and see if I should post them, haha.

Okay, so Petr Sykora used to date Alicia Rickter, who is an ex-Playmate and used to be on Baywatch, but then they broke up and he was very traumatized or whatever, and from then on, whenever they wrote articles about his love life, even though he had like a totally different girlfriend, they would always post a naked picture of Alicia. I'm not sure if this is the exact same one, but it looks like this. (Umm, naked woman. NSFW.) Like, in the article they posted about Petr getting married, there was a huge gratuitous picture of naked Alicia and like, a tiny one of Petr and his wife, which is so hilariously awesome and inappropriate.

Anyway, the end result of this is that her naked image is now burned into my brain, and see, she married Mike Piazza, who is now with the A's. And whenever Piazza has an at bat, I see her naked. Seriously, the image of her boobs appears in my mind, by Mike Piazza's side.

MOST IMPORTANTLY. Because lastcatastrophe and I showed up 2 hours before the game, we got Mark Ellis bobbleheads!!! Which is ridiculously exciting because he's one of my future husbands. To be my future husband, a guy has to be 1) boring, 2) good-natured and 3) umm, actually boring and good-natured will do. TP + Andy McDonald are my others! I also picked up an A's Magazine because Haren is on the cover. You can see his forearm in the picture and he's like, the hairiest fucker alive. *shrieks*

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at least they're nice boobs!

hairy eeeek haha though clearly for some guys I dont mind ha

I don't even see her face, I just the boobs! Oh man, he is so fucking hairy. He's hairier then Petr!!! Hairier than a Czech! *gasp*

Sorry about the icon, but I so rarely get to use it.

Automatic boobs by Mike Piazza's side would be a little disconcerting! Even if they are nice boobs, as Frala so rightly notes.

I'm marrying Hill (our 2B), so I totally get boring, good-natured husbands! Plus he's wicked talented and oh-so-tiny and funny, and . . . uh, anyway. Vaguely bland husbands ftw. :D

Re: Sorry about the icon, but I so rarely get to use it.

Ahh, I don't really care because it was a good game (and, umm, the A's are kind of out of it).

DISCONCERTING is certainly the word for it. It's like having a detailed image of a boob overlaid on everything I see.

Dude, TP being traded was such a heartbreak. (Despite him already being married) I was already seeing our future together, sitting down to pick long-term investments, financial portfolios, doing taxes. *sighs wistfully*

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Oh yeah, we haven't been in it since . . . um, 1993. Hee.

::giggle:: TP's not married yet though, is he? Or did he get married this summer? (Err, not that that really matters, of course.) But yeah, he is like the ultimate in boring husbands. That econ. paper alone!

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I think I'm just so used to NHL playoffs that I feel like baseball playoffs have 1.5 rounds missing or something! I mean, I guess that just makes the games towards the end of the season even more exciting because it's a true playoff race and you have to win the division to make it in? I don't know. Seems kind of sad that so few teams get in.

Oh... yeah I got his story confused with Fahey's. He's engaged though, at least (I think).

Oh god, yes. Economics. Surely there is a boring, good-natured boy around for me to marry!

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Yeah, it's exciting but sad all at once. Blah.

And yeah, TP's definitely engaged. (He may be married by now, for all I know.)

If only they were the type to draw attention to themselves! That would be really helpful. :P

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This is why I don't think going out to meet guys is a good idea for me. All the boring, good-natured guys would be at home watching TV. :P

Anyway, the end result of this is that her naked image is now burned into my brain, and see, she married Mike Piazza, who is now with the A's. And whenever Piazza has an at bat, I see her naked. Seriously, the image of her boobs appears in my mind, by Mike Piazza's side.

I think he'd appreciate this, actually . . . Better than a mental image of Sam Champion!

I also picked up an A's Magazine because Haren is on the cover. You can see his forearm in the picture and he's like, the hairiest fucker alive. *shrieks*

That's not even *shriek*-worthy to me, because it's so obvious Dan Haren is a yeti masquerading as a baseball player.

Sam Champion? OH GOD BECAUSE OF YOUR ICON I AM SEEING THE BOOBS RIGHT NOW!!!

I really hate hairiness. Like it really, really upsets me! It's some kind of curse that I love (the idea of) Petr Sykora and am strangely obsessed with Dan Haren!

Sam Champion was this reporter/anchor type guy who was rumored to be Piazza's secret gay lovah. Haha. Is this icon any better?

Hairiness upsets me too. You should see Justin Verlander's arms. He's like a sasquatch.

You know, I'm fairly sure I will be seeing those boobs for years to come, but I'm going to pass on looking up a picture of this guy.

Verlander really reminds me of this guy I used to work with. He was, umm, kind of a Zito-ish dresser actually!

I just did. He has Martha Stuart hair.

Zito-ish dresser?

Well, for example, he had these purple, orange and olive green painted bowling shoes that had like, sparkles and glitter on them, which seems kind of Zito-ish to me.

DAMN YOU ALEX, YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!!!!!!

HER NIPPLES ARE GLOSSY AND THAT IS SCARING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

Playboy makes everyone shiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!

I'm sorry I lured you down the path of sin with the FRESHEST Hefe in existence. It is not even funny how amazing that beer was!

Thanks for going with me and being so awesome, and not yelling at me for being such a drunken ass. :(

Dude, I've had Pyramid Hefeweizen before and liked it, but that was the best I've ever had!!! And I got drunk without turning red so obviously it is MAGICAL in nature.

Eee, I had so much fun!!! *snuggles* Dude, why are Haren and Blanton not on the probable pitchers list on the A's website? *suspicious*

CORNFED!!! I loves me some AndyMac! *clears throat* Thank you, that was all. :D

*sqyeals* Yay! You may not have been able to get the backpack, but at least you got the bobble head! :D

Yes! Mark Ellis (one of my future husbands) is nodding his head happily as we speak! :D

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