The Invincible M.A.E. (harleymae) wrote,
The Invincible M.A.E.
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If only my mayor would slash cute football players instead

I was traumatized by something I read on my friends list, so of course now I'm going to traumatize the lot of you!

From x_caligirlx3:
"I mean, how many people can say that they take a shower with Barry Bonds?" said Vizquel, who earned a huge round of laughs.

The one-liner was picked up by Mayor Newsom, who led his remarks, thusly: "I'm still trying to get that picture of Omar and Barry out of my mind. You know, in San Francisco that might mean something a little different."

Bonds also didn't let the Vizquel line rest.

"I want to thank my teammates very, very much for being here and supporting me," Bonds said. "That means a lot for a player to have his teammates behind him. You guys' support through this record was unbelievable. And you know, Omar, it was a pleasure taking a shower with you, too."

*cries*
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