In the middle of an otherwise pleasant A's game, I think I started telling Lira about unpleasant thoughts I was having about Lincecum and Zito and instead of going, "eww", she said, "you should write it." Thanks, dude.
The talented Mr. Zito.
Yes, yes, he's 12 years old, I know. You go write Derian Hatcher pr0n and tell me if you can ever feel shame again.
Characters: Tim Lincecum, Barry Zito.
Author's Notes: Teatro is Italian for theatre.
The idea for this fic came from a scene in Chiaroscuro, a series of comics about Leonardo da Vinci, so I picked something Italian for the working title. And uhh, Zito is Italian? :P