8 strikeouts, 8 shutout innings from Tim Lincecum and he's 12 years old. He is my baseball Marc-Edouard Vlasic (only without the love). Oh, Dan Haren. 6 2/3 innings with 7 strikeouts, 3 earned runs and a lead, and walks off the mound to a standing ovation saying, "Fuck me! Fuck!" and goes to sulk in the dugout.

But umm, most exciting thing to me is that Huston Street pitched an inning in Sacramento tonight. they said he could be back on Monday and I was like eee! Somewhat disturbingly, my excitement is entirely because of his closing abilities...

[Edit: I now understand why everyone says Mike Piazza is gay.]