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Jason Arnott, matchmaker

So tersa just told me that Whore and a bunch of Preds went to watch an A's game together because he's friends with Mike Piazza, who's married to Alicia Rickter (ex-Baywatch babe and ex-Playmate), who used to date... Petr Sykora!!! Muahahahaha!

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TRUE STORY!! JASON SET PETR UP WITH HER BECAUSE HIS WIFE KNOWS ALICIA!! THEY ARE BEST BUDDIES!!

AN INCESTUOUS BUNCH, THOSE NHLERS

The model/actress crowd sticks together!

THIS IS WHY I AM SO PISSED BAYWATCH GOT CANCELED BEFORE I COULD AUDITION. IT WAS TOTALLY A PIPELINE TO THE NHL.

I am pretty sure cheerleaders also have an in. ... Or maybe for my team that's just male cheerleaders... DAMMIT.

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY; I AM PACKING MY SPANDEX AND MY POM POMS AND I AM BOOKING THE NEXT FLIGHT TO SAN JOSE AS WE SPEAK.

Well, they definitely have an in with the A's... or at least Huston Street, and what more could a girl want for?

It really amuses me beyond amusing me when NHLers are as incestuous as this one group of friends I knew in h/s. Like, in my head, they've all played musical chairs and Billy Guerin's been with Weight who was with Upchuck, and then later Scott Young who was with someone else and Joe Thornton who raped everyone on the Bruins... but then irl with actual girls?

Beyond hilarious. I love it.


OMG!! THE FACT THAT YOU JUST CALLED HIM "UPCHUCK" AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU MY NEW BEST FRIEND CALL ME EVERY 5 MINUTES I MEAN IT.

Seriously it beats my "Tkachunky" by a LANDSLIDE. You totally win.

Upchuck relates more to me, however, and how he makes me feel. Tkachunky actually describes *him* though. And kinda reminds of that Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Which is fitting.

Petr has obviously been kicked out of the group!

That is what happens when you go to a dead team and marry a woman. DUDE. Last I read wasn't she preggers? How's that going?

According to Joolzie, his plans are to bring her to California, where she'll have the baby, then they'll go back to the Czech Republic for the summer. You should go stalk them!

... is he taking her to Disneyland?

Maybe he will! Maybe he'll buy some cotton candy for her.

I can't even explain why I find it so funny. Maybe lack of sleep has something to do with it. *weeps*

That made me kind of irrationally gleeful!

Any mention of Alicia Rickter, and by implication, Mike Piazza makes me giggle hysterically because it reminds me of how she pops up naked in all Czech tabloid articles about Petr--even the ones concerning his wife!

This puts a far more positive spin on my previous feelings of oh-my-god-Preds-at-the-A's-how-COULD-they!

I also find it amusing that Rickter left Petr (hot young Czech guy) to marry Piazza (old fugly completely gay guy).

I did have a brief moment of hatred, but it was replaced by an image of Alicia's boobs.

It's actually probably best for everyone concerned that it turned out that way. :P

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