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Equipment guy is the coffee connection

SAN JOSE -- The San Jose Sharks' dressing room might become a good site for a Tim Hortons commercial.

Signs were strategically placed throughout the dressing room area this weekend stating: "I have found a source for Tim Hortons coffee - $85 per case, plus shipping."

Equipment manager Mike Aldrich is behind the signs.

"We will probably have half the team order some," said Aldrich.

With 13 Canadians on the current roster, he might not be that far off.

The real source of the boxes of Tim Hortons coffee is Detroit equipment manager Paul Boyer.

The Red Wings, Blue Jackets and Capitals already import the wildly popular Canadian coffee for their dressing rooms.

I love how the Sharks equipment guy is a dealer and his supplier is the Red Wings equipment guy. So shady.

bkm5191's anonymous secrets thingie is really cool. I love the one where someone faked a person's life. That is just so fascinating to me. I don't mean in either a positive or negative way, really, because it doesn't sound like she did the standard OMG she died in a car accident!!! (yeah you know who I'm talking about) thing, which is awful because you are causing real grief to people, and I think that's just mean.

There's one person on my friends list who I'm absolutely convinced is a completely phony person. Or at least 90% a phony. But really, what's the harm? Her phoniness is really fun and crazy, and she doesn't try to lure people to her base of evil where she chops them up into little pieces, so we just all get to enjoy this phony person, kind of like reading a book or watching a movie.

All the honesty is very interesting to me. With online people, I'm only honest with people who I think it would actually have some kind of positive effect on. I don't bother with stupid and irredeemable people. Or well, I actually have no issue with stupid people, just stupid people who think they're smart. It's kind of ironic, they think they're smart because they're too stupid to realise that they aren't smart. :P So if I ever say anything negative to you, it means I like you, otherwise I couldn't be bothered, haha.

And I am never ever going to lie that I like a fic when I don't. I think it's such a shame that everyone is caught up in this... obligation to say something nice about someone else's fic because they're your friend, or because you want them to say something nice about your own fic. And it's also a shame that people take criticisms of their fics to be criticisms of them, like someone just told them they have a defect or something. Which I suppose is the root cause of all the lying. Of course everyone is hurt by feedback pointing out something the person didn't like, but that's a distinct thing from feeling personally attacked, which it almost never is.

Also, "Jordan Staal has AIDS and dies" is one of my favourite sentences ever. I'm going to add it to my interests.

[Edit: Fuckers. Interests have a word limit of 4. I could do "Jordan Staal has AIDS" but that isn't as good. :(]

[Edit 2: Going with crankygeek's suggestion of hyphenating it. Success!]


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I AM THE PHONIEST PERSON YOU KNOW, MAE!

Dude... I don't think anyone beats Psycho Avs chick. No one.

Does psycho avs chick even post anymore? I friended her journal and everything to read the psychoness and the posts disappeared. *le pout*

That's because she has it filtered. You think she's going to let another Avs fan read that shit? they'd call BULLSHIT in a heartbeat. Most of her friends weren't hockey fans and had no idea.. that's why it went on for so long. Some how my friend was allowed to read it... I'm sure she's filtered out now though because we haven't heard a thing since. She even moved out Texas (if she was even here to begin with)... she's like in florida now.

Ahhh I see. Damn. It was like a free pass to read the crazy! Last I read she'd gotten an awesome job with Mark Cuban or something and all the players were going to fight over her. Something.

Hahahaahahhaha I don't remember that, but that so sounds like her. My favorite was when she got on the airplane with the Avs and flew to whereever and needed a way to get back home. HAHAHAHAHAAH GOOD SHIT! That bitch kept me entertained for weeks.

OMG YOU POSTED ALL THOSE PICTURES OF SOME RANDOM WOMAN WITH HER KID!!!

Those were pretty damn crazy. But nobody died in a car accident.

I really did. I'm actually quite hot and skinny and have a very exciting life, but I prefer to tell everyone this boring life about a fat girl, her kid and obsession with Sweden and hockey. :)

Dude. I'm sure somewhere Danny was on his deathbed and her love for him brought him to life.

No, she's real. I just pay her to be my friend and lie for me. :)

I KNEW THAT WASN'T YOUR DAUGHTER!! YOU JUST FOUND THOSE PICTURES IN A MAGAZINE.

This isn't any different from real life actually! People freak when they find out I have a child, not to mention one that's 9 years old.

I plan to have a boy next. A 5 year old named Liam. With a blonde curly mullet....

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