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Tom Preissing

Dolph Lundgren!

So during the Sharks/Stars game today, they showed this bleached blonde, tanned, crinkled guy watching the game, and it turned out to be... Dolph Lundgren! You know, Dolph Lundgren, Ivan Drago from Rocky 4, star of Universal Soldier, I Come In Peace (Dark Angel in Singapore), Masters of the Universe and other mindless action movies!!!

I lurved mindless action movies featuring European beefcakes who knew some martial arts when I was a teenager. I would go watch them by myself, even, haha. I think Dolph Lundgren was my favourite of them all. I named one of my stuffed toys (a dolphin, har) after him. He's looking really old these days, most likely because he's old. I found out from his website *chortles* that he's in Dallas filming a new movie *chortles* and he used to play hockey as a kid growing up in Sweden, so, presence explained.

So last night during Coach's Corner, Don Cherry kind of slashed a couple of guys (TP being one!) and I found it incredibly hilarious and laughed for like 5 minutes, which is really about 4 minutes and 55 seconds longer than I should have, but anyway, I uploaded to YouTube last night to show people. Someone linked to it from HFBoards and it's now been viewed over 1400 times and is the #9 top favorite for today in sports (English). The slash has universal appeal!

greatkate went to the Oilers team autograph day and got Petr's autograph and I was vicariously squeeful about it. :D

greatkate: I put my (Team Canada) jersey down and he puts his hands up like, no, no, so I said, "Everyone else signed it!" (and pointed to Dvorak's signature but I'm sure he didn't notice) and he throws the pen down and shakes his head, so I was like, "Please?" and he laughed and signed it. Then I said thank you and he grinned at me.

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We should probably clarify that it was a Team Canada jersey (yeah, I know, okay?) and Petr wasn't just randomly refusing to sign something of mine.

I don't have a Petr icon. What's up with that?

Ahh whoops, didn't notice that part was missing.

How about one of him adjusting himself?

Team Canada?

I should force him to sign a Star/Arnott jersey.

he'd probably pick it up and smell it and then run off and cry.

I wonder if they still talk. *sniffle*

Haha, that would be awesome. You would be give him squinty, confused face.

Well. Less confused than when I asked how Petr was doing.

Uhhh....I mean Petr Junior.

*grin* Do you think he'll name his kid after himself? Because then his kid would be PJ and would sort of be named after the chinchilla.

I hope it's a girl and he names her Petr.

I think they found out that it's a boy. :P

Well... JUST STOP THE PROCESS. Make him go back to being a girl.

Actually, his wife's name is Regatta? Renatta? Idk. Reminds me of sailing. But anywho, they should name him Regatta Jr.

SO THAT'S WHY HE WAS THERE! He still looks hot for being 100. I just figured he came here to see Norström because they're both from Stockholm and they both lived in Cali. NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH!


You should go to his website. Lots of pictures, and quite a lot of content written by him, which is pretty cool cos' he's really smart so it's kinda' interesting, heh.

Yeah I've been there before. Thanks though! <3

oh man I loved Dolph back in the day. I totally totally watched that punisher movie cause you could see his cock. ahh good times good times.

I'm sure they are just making the point they dont want to fight, fuck you don cherry anything that leads to men touching each other is ok in my book!

Ahh, I really liked The Punisher!!! But I didn't list it cos' a new one came out with Thomas Jane and I thought that would be confusing.

At the beginning, you can kind of see TP tugging at Campbell's shoulder, but I think they were awed watching Chris Neil's fight and settled down.

5 minutes? That might have been about as long as I laughed too. That clip freaking made my day, ha ha ha.

I was dying of laughter. It was just so romantic!

Bwah, that still gets me giggling... after watching many many times now. I don't even know how that happened... or somehow the cameraperson had the camera on the two! I bet there's a guy that just spots slashiness and tapes it :O lolll kiddinggg.

You mean like the Canucks photographer who pretty much must have been gay? Man, he must have wept when Bertuzzi got traded.

Looks like they were trying to follow the Chris Neil fighting action and got a different kind of action instead!

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