The Invincible M.A.E. (harleymae) wrote,
The Invincible M.A.E.
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Petr loves everyone

Err, so I got all fucked up over the holidays, I can't even remember doing what... oh, that's right, way too much Heroes V. Uhh, anyway, so I'm like, 5 games behind whatever the Oilers are playing now. Hence I spazz after a week's delay.

Petr lurves Gator too!



Like at first I was thinking, oh how cute, there he goes, leaping onto Nedved already and they haven't even bonded for that long yet. Then when I watched again, I realised that it was Gator! Hemsky and Nedved make nifty plays to get the puck to Petr to score and he skates excitedly to Gator and leaps on top of him! Gator has this expression like, OMG get off me you crazy Czech and looks around for someone to rescue him.

Read Sidney Crosby's SAS Wiki and pretty much died at the following:
Crosby, being only 18, needed a place to stay in Pittsburgh. Originally he stayed with consummate bachelor, Ryan Malone, but after repeated attempts by Ryan to "get Sidney as drunk as possible and then sleep with him," Sidney sought new arrangements. Luckily, Mario Lemieux's three square mile estate had some extra room. Some saw this coming together of old and young as "creepy," but nobody would dare bring it up because it's Mario fucking Lemieux and we just don't joke about him anymore, OK?
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