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Petr's new boyfriend

Petr has a new boyfriend on the Rangers. This, in and of itself, is not a big surprise. The surprise is who this new boyfriend is.

If it was Marty Straka, that would make sense. A couple of homeboys from Plzen, the fact that Straka is Petr's childhood idol--it's perfect!

"I'm going to be telling my kids that Straka got a helper on my first goal," Sykora told reporters.

It's like he was on the verge of slipping and almost said our kids.

Photographic evidence.

Next candidate: Petr Prucha. Just look at the two of them, smiling all the time. Just what exactly are they smiling about? Hmm? Hmm? Plus, there's all the snuggliness that went on at the World Championships in 2005.

Photographic evidence.

There's also Martin Rucinsky, Petr's linemate before Rucinsky broke his finger, the recipient of several enthusiastic goal celebration hugs, who lives in the same building as him, and of course, Jaromir Jagr. But my mental defenses prevent me from even considering those two.

But no, no, Petr's new boyfriend isn't any of those guys. He isn't even Czech. He's Canadian.

Caribbean-Canadian, actually.

You only punch a guy in the face - without trying to hurt him - if you love him.

And then there's this quote from Kevin Weekes after last night's game: "We looked each other eye-to-eye on the ice when we embraced at the end," said Kevin Weekes... "We didn't extend it because we knew the fans were waiting for us to get to center ice for the salute, and we didn't want to keep the people waiting."

He doesn't name names.

But he doesn't have to.

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And joolzie said that they've been all cosy together in previous games!

But my mental defenses prevent me from even considering those two.

Thankfully! Hee, my eyes skipped ahead and saw "Rucinsky" and "Jagr" and my brain started screaming "No! Mae, NOOOO!"

Kevin Weekes, eh? Interesting. ::nudges him back towards Prucha::

Sykora + Weekes is so intriguing! Do they bond over a love of 2Pac? Does Weekes even like rap?

Sykora + Prucha would be ridiculously cute, hehe!

first it's Jagr now Straka? I think Petr is confused. I wonder if he fucked Jagr and realized he didnt want to idolize him anymore. ;) God let's hope he didnt fuck the Devil because that's just gross.

Straka is like, his first boyfriend I think, from when he was a kid. Then, there were the Whore years.

*cries* I'm holding out hope because there's been no Jagr love yet and it's been months!!!

*gets an idea for someone's birthday and slinks away*

You know, I think that all the Czechs are the only thing making the Rangers run palatable to this Jersey girl.

It's kind of impressive that they are at all to you. Do you think Patty hangs out with them? Does he get them all to watch Broadway shows with him?

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Seriously, though, Weekes' quote??? WTF?! It was like a line from fic!

I can't stop snickering. Oh, Petr you SLUT. Spreading the wealth and all that. What a guy!

What an odd couple! I wonder what they bond over.

Man, it's tough to keep up with his love life.

Ahaha I love Kevin Weekes. Apparently he carries around like a million skin care products and such all the time. A bit gayish.

*dies* Really??? No wonder he has such clear, healthy skin! *grin*

I wonder if that's the attraction. After all Petr was BFF with Elias, heh heh.

wnhere the fuck is the arkorar? roooooooooooaaaaaaaar.


Man, I miss them. You know, now that they're both married, they're "even". Maybe there's a chance they can work it out.

Eeeeeeeeeee... Petr and Marty... So adorable and *loves*

Thank you for this

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