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A Day in the Life of Mike Modano's Stomach

An article about Mike Modano's diet, hahaha!
Skate or Diet

Now I'm imagining Hull hanging out at his house at meal times and like, taunting him by eating chocolate and drinking Mountain Dew and stuffing himself on tons of bread and pasta.

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i just pictured modano tied to a chair while being forced to watch hullie and tkachuk feed each other bon bons....

Oh ugh urgh oh!!! That's like, gross and hilarious at the same time!!!

lmao. oh how the imagination works! hahaha

Yeah, see, I added like, licking chocolate off fingers to that and... oh, urgh. Poor Mikey Mo. Poor me.

LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU LA LA LA LAAAAA

Apparently Guerin did that to Weight, except with like, bread and beer or something, Kennedy says.

I remember that! He called him on the phone and taunted him and stuff. :P

Sigh. It's so wrong that they're apart. Someone needs to write them being gay together at the Olympics.

Hey, I have both the Pens/Isles and Bolts/Isles games on my TiVo. You want? I think York had a couple of good assists in the first game, and a goal and a good assist in the second one. Haven't watched either, just saw highlights.

Yes please yes please! He had two goals last night, unless they took one away from him again.

Bah, they did! He's had at least 6 goals taken away or disallowed this year.

Boo. I'm recording the Pens game now. York smiles a little bit after Satan's first goal.

If they think he scored two goals, I'm holding out for an interview. *crosses fingers*

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY LEFT OFF??:

SEVERAL OUNCES: BRET HULL'S SEMEN

PERHAPS TO CLASS UP THE ARTICLE, I AM NOT SURE.

BUT, I MEAN, HE *IS* GETTING PROTEIN

Bwahahahaha!!!

I guess that would go under the "late night snack" section?

HEY, ANYTIME IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR BRETT!!

I MEAN, THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR J-E-L-L-O.....

... somehow I don't think that would be a very successful ad campaign.

Unless, of course, Mikey Mo buys it in bulk. (Har har!)

And then like, Mikey Mo would share cheesecake with him on the porch. *sniffle*

I foresee at least one fanfic coming out of this... Of the Hull/Modano variety, of course.

If no one else writes it, *I* will! ;)

C.

Awwww. Maybe Hull developed a reward system for him.

I'm not sure I like the images that conjures up!

Hey, if I have them, you should have them too. :p

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