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NAKED HOCKEY BOYS!!!

There are naked hockey boys lounging around in their hotel rooms on OLN right now!!!!!!!!!!!! For the love of God, turn your TVs on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edit: joolzie's child, about the naked hockey boys: "Where are their sticks, mom?"]

[Edit 2: I am taping the naked hockey boys! Thank God for TiVo!!! Also, because I was so anxious to get the message of naked hockey boys out, I omitted a couple of cute stories.

On draft day, Burke was nervous he was going to say the wrong team's name, hahaha. The night before he had a dream where he said the wrong team at the draft and got fired and then he woke up in a cold sweat.

There is flirting with each other!!!!!!

"Those are nice shorts there."
"You like these?"

Other story, K-Lowe sees a little kid wandering in a Leafs jersey and asks him if he's a Leafs fan and he says yeah, and then he asks the kid if he knows when the Leafs last won the Cup, and the kid says no, then K-Lowe grins broadly and says "okay" and the kid wanders off, bwahahahahha.

Naked hockey boys!!!!!!!!!]

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*laughs and laughs and laughs at your post*

Sadly, I'm at work and have no ability to turn OLN on. :)

Oh, you have no idea! *weeps*

There is a little French boy complaining about having a bad hair day and... *weeps*

Awwww, I missed it! Will there be screencaps? :) I'm so amused that the OLN shows mostly hunting and fishing shows that appeal to um... hunting and fishing enthusiasts. And then BAM! Gay porn!

They might replay it! The show is called "NHL Full Access" hahahahahahahahahahaha!

OMG NHL FULL ACCESS AT THE DRAFT WAS AWESOME!! NAKED HOCKEY BOYS, OMG!

PUTTING PANTS ON!!!

PUTTING HUGE VOLUMES OF HAIRGEL AND HAIRSPRAY ON!!!

COMMENTING ON ANOTHER GUY'S SHORTS!!!

OMG I KNOW! I ALMOST DIED!

I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE HELPED HIM WITH HIS HAIR.

AND THE SHORTS DESERVED TO BE COMMENTED ON!!

*stabs people at my cable company* They don't offer OLN.

You do realize you will have to keep that on hand so that when I come and kidnap Lira and then visit you we will have plenty to squeal about.

I have it on my hockey porn tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, if I come visit, when would be the best time for you? Maybe we can catch a Stars game or something.

Stars don't make their way out to LA until January. Best times to visit are generally any time that's not right before mideterms and finals. Partially because I go crazy and partially because I won't be around. :) So basically the beginning of quarters and uhhh semi 3/4s? There are generally only 3 weeks I am crazy.

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