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Mae
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Spawn of Satan

So I had a dream last night that I was the spawn of Satan. And I kept getting harrassed by these very creepy minions of Satan. Then I go to Aveda and there's a table set up by a couple of guys with some books on them, one of which is titled "Son of Satan". I live near a church that has the street number 666. My phone number is 666-****. And after getting paid for my last pillage of the night, I have 666,116 PoE.

Will keep you guys updated if hounds of hell or anything of the sort appear.
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huh. well if the days of hell are closing in... at least all the members of HD get to hook up and meet finally!

we can have a mini conference on the way down!

Ahh yes, the apartment complex is waiting for us.

Wow, that is kinda creepy but dude, it would be kinda cool to have minions...

Oops, left out a word there, the stupid minions were harrassing me. :-\

YOU DREAMNT YOU WERE DERIAN HATCHER'S BABY??????

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit, i almost spit all over the screen after this. ahahaha.

YOU DREAMT YOU WERE ALEX RODRIGUEZ????

HAHAHAHAHA NOW *I* AM LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE PLANET THAT BELIEVES ALEX RODRIGUEZ IS EVIL INCARNATE.

YOU ARE WISE, WISE, WISE.

*shrieks*

If that were the case, at least I could be a little taller.

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