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Mae
harleymae

A typical day at work

Ever since I put up a note in my cube that says:

STOP TAKING MY PEN

DAMN IT

I am pleased to report that the pen theft rate has dropped to 0%!

About twenty minutes ago, my boss made me hold my index finger up so that he could play ring toss with my hair tie. He succeeded on the fourth attempt.

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BEST. NOTE. EVER. Gonna have to do that, I think!

And your office sounds very productive! ;)

I haven't even mentioned the funny faces yet.

AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T STEAL YOUR WADE! PORN, THESE BASTARDS THAT I WORK WITH!

DO YOU WORK WITH THE DEVIL? HOW CRUEL.

YES!!! SOME CRUEL, TWISTED, SICK MIND DELETED ALL MY WADE! PORN OFF MY COMPUTER AT WORK I SUSPECT IT WAS MY "ASS"ISTANT WHO CLEARLY DOES NOT RECOGNIZE THAT WADE! REDDEN IS SUPREME AND GODLIKE AND AN SLIGHT AGAINST HIM IS PUNISHABLE BY THE LOSS OF A MAJOR ORGAN.

YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEONE DELETES YOUR WADE! PORN, YOU HAVE TO LOSE A LITTLE OF YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY AND ASK YOURSELF WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IT?

Thankfully, all my hockey porn is intact.

Did you lay the smack down?

THE SITUATION IS CURRENTLY UNDER INVESTIGATION. I HAVE A PRIME SUSPECT, BUT I AM STILL TRYING TO FOLLOW UP ON SOME LEADS.

IF I HAVE TO GET THE ENTIRE CAST OF CSI IN HERE, SO BE IT. THE PERPETRATOR WILL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

Not just them, but the entire cast of CSI: Miami and CSI: New York too!

MAE, ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL BUT SHREWD AS WELL. BECAUSE IF CSI NEW YORK WAS HERE, I COULD COMPLETELY HAVE SEX WITH EDDIE CAHILL AS A PAYMENT FOR HIS SERVICES RENDERED.

THIS PLAN IS SOUNDING BETTER BY THE MINUTE....

I'm a fan of Nick, myself. Stupid Texan charm.

GAH! NICK! EYEBROWS!! LIKE MY BELOVED BUNNY AND PATRICK MY SHARKS LOVE!!!!!

HOW CAN I RESIST A MAN WHO A GOOD BROW BONE?

No one messes with the Invincible MAE!

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