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Yiping aka Angela's wedding

I disappeared even more this past weekend because my good friend from college got married! :D It was a totally low-key wedding. Short, but meaningful. And there were Winnie the Pooh quotes that made me all sniffly.

Hers: I knew when I met you and adventure would happen.
His: A day without you is like a day without honey.

it was a really happy occasion because they're so compatible and both their families couldn't be more pleased. According to the groom, it's because they got engaged four years ago and they finally got married. ;)

I was a bridesmaid! Whee! And I got to see some Stanford people I haven't seen since college. Everyone is exactly the same. :P Except they now have like, jobs and stuff. Boo.

Still pirating. I am building up my armada. I have a war frigate on order. It can fit 75 people. I can barely handle cutters that fit 15. It's just going to sit at the docks until we get blockaded or something. But it will be mine mine mine!

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eee I signed off pirating cause my stalker was bugging me and my lesbian vest wasnt ready yet LOL

Stalker? You know you can mute people right? Yay for lesbian vest!

I do but im too curious lol

Haha I know what you mean, like the guy who went "tttttteeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll".

heee yes!

or the you're my girfriend guy, hahaha my pirate booty is hot but damn! ;)

Dude, Lari had someone do that to her too! What if it's the same guy? *shrieks*

YAY!! I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE!! YOU AND JOOLZIE!!!!!

I have spirited her away for nefarious purposes!

NO FAIR!! IF THAT'S THE CASE I WANT TO COME TOO!!!!

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!

You're more than welcome to join us! There's plenty of hockey players to go around...

I AM SO THERE!! MAE+ JOOLZIE+JILL+HOCKEY PLAYERS+ LOTS OF NUDITY = FUNNEST TIME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS A TREMENDOUS LOLZ POTENTIAL THE ABOVE-REFERENCED SCENARIO THAT CANNOT GO UNTAPPED.

PLUS! SCOTT HANNAN AND THE BUNNY ARE GOING TO BE ON TEAM CANADA TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You kmow that thing Russians do where they sit in saunas and beat each other with branches and like it? I think that will be one of the activities!

My heart glows with pride *eyes glisten with tears*

I AM SO IN ON THE WHOLE S&M DEAL. MAN, GOOD TIMES AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I KNOW!!!! I KNOW!!! I LIKE TO THINK THAT IT'S BECAUSE I'VE TAKEN SCOTT UNDER MY WING AS ONE OF MY NEW NHL BOYFRIENDS, AND ALSO, WELL, WE ALL KNOW IT WAS MY SHIRT THAT GOT THE WADE!NESS WHERE HE IS.

ALL OF CANADA NEEDN'T THANK ME AT ONCE.....

Next will be the stretching, kind of like what the trainers do to them and greatly resembles mounting of some sort, complete with big grins from both parties.

They could walk around together in wraparound shades.

I VOLUNTEER TO ASSUME THE POSITION!!!

RIGHT! WITH SPREAD LEGS WHERE YOU HAVE TO BEND ALL THEM ALMOST ALL THE WAY BEHIND YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ALL FOR ANYTHING THAT SMACKS OF SOME CREATIVE HOMOEROTIC YOGA POSITIONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ESPECIALLY IF YOU TWO LOVELY LADIES AND THE WADE!NESS IS INVOVLED!!

ALSO!! OH MY GOD THE WRAPAROUND SHADES, COMPLETE WITH FEATHERED OR PERFECTLY FLAT IRONED HAIR, AND SOME SORT OF BOLO TIE ACCESSORY TO "ADD A LITTLE SOMETHING" TO THE OUTFIT.

THEY CAN SHARE BOARD SHORTS. SO CHARMING, LIKE 14 YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRLS AT A SLEEPOVER CAMP!

Re: I VOLUNTEER TO ASSUME THE POSITION!!!

What if they did each other's hair??? Man, this is why the boys want to play at the World Championships.

I'm pretty much the most unromantic person I know, but this:

Hers: I knew when I met you and adventure would happen.
His: A day without you is like a day without honey.


made me kind of all giggly and aw. Hee. Thanks for sharing! (:

I know, I'm all cringy typically about such things but this was super sweet. :D

Those Pooh quotes are still some of the cutest things I have ever heard :)

So lovely.

I tried very hard not to weep!

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