June 1st, 2011

Jack Johnson

Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!

So, I've seen stuff about this "Before the Bigs" thing about JMFJ, but haven't really been motivated to watch it. For the same reason I don't read his blog, it's just too much. He's really entertaining but sometimes he and his family are too unreal and make me want to throw up.

Anyway, it's what you expect from this kind of show, blah blah parents sacrificed, woke up at 4:30 AM to go drive an hour to practice and come back and go to school, and then there's this part where they talk about the JMFJ thing and... okay, his mom has been kind of sweet and nice and proper throughout the whole thing and she's like, "Hee hee, the fans came up with this nickname for him: JMFJ." AND THEN SHE SAYS "JACK MOTHER FUCKING JOHNSON" ahahahahahahhahahahahah. Totally my highlight of the whole thing.

Also, they show various photos of him when he's younger throughout the thing, and I saw something that I thought was a prom photo, but then I was like, wait, I think that girl had fairy wings. So I went back and JMFJ IS IN A TIGGER COSTUME. And he's not like, 6 years old. HE IS LIKE THIRTEEN AHAHAHAHAHA.

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Also, here is a picture of Donuts' family.

I think it's safe to say he takes after Mommy, LOL.
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