August 13th, 2009

Tim Lincecum

I'm deformed!

I woke up this morning and part of my upper lip felt numb and swollen (but not painful) and when I went to look in the mirror, I saw that the left half of my upper lip is about twice its normal size. I look like a plastic surgery patient who fled in the middle of getting collagen injections. :( :( :(

I was bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night and had to put Cortisone on my hands for the itching, but those bites are pretty much gone at this point. So maybe I was bitten by BOTH mosquitoes and spiders last night? Ugh. Can't find a bite mark on my lip, but that sounds like the most plausible scenario.

I was excited to see Tim Lincecum Removes Hat, Hair To Wipe Sweat Off Forehead on my Onion feed, but they basically just photoshopped him bald. Bonus points for photo of Jonathan Sanchez when he was still kinda' hot, though.

Spent most of yesterday in Singaporean accent mode, and was sad that I've lost my middle Ts. Umm, by that I mean I was saying stuff like "bottle" and "daughter" with the Ts sounding like Ds (American English) instead of Ts. :( I got them back by the end of the night, though, so it's good to know I haven't lost them forever!
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