June 21st, 2005


Spawn of Satan

So I had a dream last night that I was the spawn of Satan. And I kept getting harrassed by these very creepy minions of Satan. Then I go to Aveda and there's a table set up by a couple of guys with some books on them, one of which is titled "Son of Satan". I live near a church that has the street number 666. My phone number is 666-****. And after getting paid for my last pillage of the night, I have 666,116 PoE.

Will keep you guys updated if hounds of hell or anything of the sort appear.
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