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Mae
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Water pistol shot gangster style!

I totally thought this was an Onion headline when I saw it in the list of top stories, and... it wasn't:
7 Arrested in School Cafeteria Food Fight

I've been watching Touching Evil recently and I really like it. In some ways it's just another cop show, but it's got a lot of nice little elements that come together well. The lead character was shot in the head, recovered, but ended up... changed.

The music is really awesome, especially the theme song. It's set in San Francisco; lots of gratuitous shots of the fog racing through the Golden Gate Bridge at breakneck speed (even though the show is obviously shot in Canada).

Alyn looked so handsome at the NHL Awards. :) Ron slashed Brad Richards with Midgy and someone else (who?), declaring that they all wanted to go to bed or something, and Draper openly proclaimed his love for Maltby, thus making it a night for the slashers.

I dislike how awards seem to reward players for past achievements. Brodeur got the Vezina for past achievements, rather than what he did last season, I think. I would have picked Luongo myself. Ah well, Luongo's miffed expression was entertaining. :)

I was kept up to late, first by tamiflu, who destroyed the world, and then by kennedyluff. *hides from greatkate* It's nice to know that my skills are appreciated.

As I was writing this post, I accidentally held down the power button on my computer for 7 seconds, shutting it down. I thought I'd lost the post, then when it was still there, I thought I'd set Semagic to auto-save. But it doesn't, so in fact, I'd unconsciously saved the post at some point. I think the reflex is in me from use of Microsoft Word, which is wont to crap out inexplicably. Piece of shit. Wordpad gets my love.

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Alyn looked so handsome at the NHL Awards. :)

He did! I commented at my housemate that he looked really spiffy. I especially liked the gold tie; it was classy and set him apart from most of the other guys in black and white tuxes and suits.

I missed Luongo's expression, but, yeah, I think he deserved it more, even if he didn't have the wins to back it up.

Alyn has this very dorky air about him, which makes it a little startling sometimes when I look at him and suddenly realize, hey, this is a good-looking guy!

DON'T EVEN TRY TO BLAME GLOBAL WARMING ON ME.

YOU MAE'D THE WORLD.

NOT GLOBAL WARMING, GLOBAL DESTRUCTION! ANYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN PALES IN COMPARISON TO THE APOCALYPSE!

DUDE, THE PEOPLE IN CHILE ARE OKAY.

NOBODY SUFFERS. THEY DIE AND THEY ARE AT PEACE.

THERE IS SINGING. "I FEEL FINE."

CHILE IS A FURTHER SOUTH THAN YOU THINK IT IS.

THE ONES WHO DON'T DIE IMMEDIATELY DIE A LONG LINGERING DEATH, FILLED WITH DESPAIR.

AND PETR DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG.

IT DOES NOT MATTER. THEY ARE LIVING, HAPPILY.

HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW? MAYBE WHORE IS DELUSIONAL. MAYBE HE'S JUST IN A WARD FOR CRAZIES.

PETR FUCKING LOVED THE SONG. DON'T YOU EVEN DARE. HE SANG ALONG. "LEONARD BERNSTEIN!"

THAT MEANS IT'S COLD! COLD COLD COLD! THEY'RE ALL POPSICLES!

WHORE IS TOO SIMPLE TO BE DELUSIONAL. HIS MIND COULDN'T MAKE UP SUCH A COMPLEX SCENARIO.

HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE NICE. EVEN THOUGH HE WAS DYING AND IT WAS HIS LAST BREATH, HE WAS STILL BEING POLITE.

THEY ARE NOT COLD IN CHILE.

FINE. HE SAW A HOMELESS MAN WITH A SIGN "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD" AND HE BELIEVED IT.

IF YOU ARE DYING YOU THINK, "FUCK THIS SHIT." YOU AREN'T A PEOPLE PLEASER.


THEY ARE TOO COLD IN CHILE! JUST LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY! CHILE. IT WAS ALREADY COLD BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD.

WAS THIS SCOTT THORNTON OR JASON SMITH?

PETR IS! PETR IS A VERY SPECIAL BOY.

Oh, you think you are so cool with your "Wrath of God" font. Whatever...

CHILE IS NOT SPANISH FOR "COLD." IT IS VERY HOT IN CHILE. PERHAPS PETR IS LIVING THERE WEARING HOT PANTS AND DANCING.

JASON SMITH CAN'T SPELL, MAE. STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS.

"SPECIAL" DOES NOT MEAN NICE. HIS FEET ARE FROZEN. HE IS DYING. HE WOULDN'T LIE.

I'm pretty sure Ron said Brad, Midgy, and TORTS. *dies* Because he was the only other member of the organization in attendance. *giggle* Now there's a coach who cares ;)

I agree with you about Brodeur. *shakes head*

Bwahaha! That's awesome. But won't Vinny get jealous? :P

Nah, Vinny was off being whoreish on Leno ;)

Touching Evil! I saw a couple of episodes of that a week or so ago. I liked what I saw. I actually know when it's on, too, but I keep forgetting about it. I, um...guess I really should look into getting a TiVo.

And I missed the awards. :P Oh well. I also would have picked Luongo.

I've been listening to the theme song all day. *lame*

Touching Evil rules! That coop Creegan is such a doll I mean his acting and his shamelessness like that episode where he randomly somersaulted while having a serious conversation *giggle* He'd be a goalie in hockey I know it!

He would so be a goalie. He's got the intuition and the instincts and stuff.

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