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Mae
harleymae

There will be a Game 5!

And Lira and I will be there. I hope. :)

Umm, did Panger say something to the effect of "he has nothing down there" tonight? It's good to know that our goalie is still Kiprusoff.

So as part of my latest workout flurry (inspired by rabid reading of Fitness magazine), I went to 24 Hour Fitness and used one of those elliptical trainer things, the kind that measure your heart rate with metal contacts on the handles. Anyway, the machine was having trouble reading my heart rate, and after three minutes reported YOU HAVE NO HEART RATE.

Then a wooden stake was launched from the machine to impale me through my obviously vampiric heart.

As I was walking home a bunch of schoolkids screamed at me. At first I thought they were just randomly screaming but then I noticed they were all looking at me as they screamed.

"Climb the tree!" they chanted at me.

I kind of blinked at them for a while before realizing that there was a ball stuck in the tree next to me that they wanted back so I retrieved it for them (by jumping, not climbing).

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I don't know if I'm going to Game 5 yet. I'm going to be in the dentist's office when the tickets go on sale. Hopefully I'll figure something out.

I didn't really get to hear Panger too much, but I did hear him (at least I think it was him) say that the Flames were 8-2 in one-goal wins. Is it me or does that not sound quite right? I know what he meant, but...

Scalping would work as a last resort. :P

I wouldn't be surprised if he said that. :(

You have a weird life.

24 hours gyms are the greatest invention EVARRRRR.

24 hours gyms are the greatest invention EVARRRRR.

Someone tell my wife you can RUN anytime!

I'm a pretty weird person so I probably interpret things differently.

The one near my place is great. :) Their equipment is fairly new and well-maintained, unlike the one that's near my work where things creak.

Eliptical trainers are awesome because otherwise us chicks just work our legs and cardio and never arms.

Dude I saw someone using one without using the arm thingies. So (partially) defeating the purpose!

Was she flabby-armed? Muahahaha. Flab arms suck.

She was kind of toned, I think. Bah.

Yeah, the jiggle is upsetting. I'm trying to get rid of mine. It's not much jiggle but it bugs me! :P

I tried one of those things. I felt like I was running backwards.

Were you in fact running backwards?

Could be. I don't know how to work those things.

Then a wooden stake was launched from the machine to impale me through my obviously vampiric heart.


*laughs* you have no idea how long I laughed about that. But then again, it was 6 AM when I read it, and I haven't been to sleep, so maybe you would *G*

*giggle* I'm glad it amused. :D

Then a wooden stake was launched from the machine to impale me through my obviously vampiric heart.

--- bwhahahahah! that is fucking outstanding :)

I kind of blinked at them for a while before realizing that there was a ball stuck in the tree next to me that they wanted back so I retrieved it for them (by jumping, not climbing).

--- it's nice to get the good deed for the year out of the way.

yay for going to a game!! and yay for game five, dude were you worried for a moment that the kids could sense you were a vampire and were going to out you ;P

Eee, thanks! *loves my team*

*giggle* I was worried that for once when I do something embarrassing there actually would be a group of people who pointed and laughed!

*dies* And so the misadventures of Mae continue.

Next time, you could toss a kid up there to get the ball instead. ;)

I get the feeling that I could avoid these things if I got enough sleep. :P

*giggle*

I thought you seemed undead to me.

That's so insane that the kids wanted you to climb the tree to get a ball back. Instead of, y'know, saying "hey, could you help us get our ball?"

Really? What gave it away? *bares fangs*

They also wanted me to throw it 30 feet over the fence to them. Kids don't think things through very well. :P

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