I'm not sure how the topic came up, but Chip somehow ended up answering the question of which hockey player he would like to be.

"Todd Bertuzzi." He says.

"Todd Bertuzzi?" I ask.

"Yes, the one who went on the bicyle trip." He clarifies.

"That's Scott Thornton." I'm briefly overcome by images of spandex.

"Oh." He frowns. "But Todd Bertuzzi is kind of hunky, isn't he?"

I have never professed Bert!love in front of Chip. He came to this conclusion all by himself.

I'm giving him hell at the Sharks/Canucks game tonight.