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harleymae

Ha ha

So I strained my groin.

My right groin specifically. It's mostly okay and I don't notice it unless I walk up steep hills. Hey, have I mentioned that I live on a steep hill? *wince* On the way back from breakfast (at Polker's, yummiest blueberry pancakes ever with pecan butter and perfect bacon and eggs over easy, I love food) I think I aggravated it and I was limping up the hill and uhh... possibly clutching my groin.

I watched hockey all fucking day yesterday. *grin* I was so pissed at the Leafs for almost losing to the Habs, but God they were so good in the first period. Then they started giving up their lead like they were the Canucks or something and I'm thinking OMG I can't take two teams that play like that! *grin*

I am so disturbed that all these ex-Sharks have ended up with the Flames. The Flames irritate me. The main problem has been that I don't like Jarome Iginla, and he's pretty much the team, hence not liking the team. But now they have Miikkachu, and our ex-porn star Lynn Loyns, and our goblin coach, and it's getting hard to root against them. Bah.

Grr, it was so frustrating to watch the Canucks game. Cloutier was so on and the rest of the team... was not. Hey, at least they got a point out of it? :P

WTF is up with Sauer getting traded? I feel as if I shouldn't write fic anymore with couples that I want to stay together as they invariably seem to get traded.

Some cab driver hit on me the other day. There were so many things wrong with him. First of all he was uhh Thai(?) Chinese but he's lived in the US since he was 5 and his English was so bad. One thing I believe in very strongly is that you should speak the language of the country you live in fluently.

Then he's going on about how he always gets turned down by white girls because he's Asian and I'm thinking, "Dude no, you get turned down because you're a fucking freak." He's got this serial killer nervous laugh and he asks me out even though we've barely talked and not only that he asks me to go to a karaoke bar to sing Chinese songs with him! WTF?!

And I turn him down and he fucking asks me again. I mean does that usually work? Like you ask someone out and they say no really firmly and you can try to like, bully them into saying yes? *twitches*


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So I strained my groin.

On the ice or in the locker room?

Thanks, lysdexia made it. It is in fact Trevor Linden's groin. *giggle*

Poor Maemae. *kisses you better*

Uhh, where are you kissing me? *giggle*

Thanks! *hugs*

Is that Trevor's groin? It looks familiar ;)

OMG I can't believe you recognized Trevor's groin!

LOL! I couldn't mistake his groin when I see it ;D

i love that icon something fiece. but ouch for actual groin straining. so not fun, humour aside.
;) *hugs*

Grr, it was so frustrating to watch the Canucks game.

it's so frustrating, but i also am starting to find it kind of hilarious, because just when i think a game might actually go well, we lose again. *gigglesob*

*giggle* Thanks, lysdexia made it. :) *hugs*

Well, at least you got a point? :P (I was saying that all the beginning of the season)

excellent choice of groin. ;)

yeah, it's better than a kick in the pants (or another plain old loss).

I'm sorry that the status of your groin is not very good *hugs*

So I strained my groin.

--dude am i fucking sick that I thought "hmm I write fics with people with strained groins, if I had one I would know, I could ask mae... but I won't I will get therapy

possibly clutching my groin.

--- you can wear a ducks shirt and pretend you are Petr! "I'm not groping myself I have a chinchilla in my pants"

I was so pissed at the Leafs for almost losing to the Habs, but God they were so good in the first period.

--they were, which made the other two periods so tough to cope with *pokes them* we need to send a memo, sixty minutes guys

One thing I believe in very strongly is that you should speak the language of the country you live in fluently.

--I'm not learning french. I do speak newfie though

Then he's going on about how he always gets turned down by white girls because he's Asian and I'm thinking, "Dude no, you get turned down because you're a fucking freak." He's got this serial killer nervous laugh and he asks me out even though we've barely talked and not only that he asks me to go to a karaoke bar to sing Chinese songs with him! WTF?!

-- that is fucking creepy. Lock your door babe

ohh Lee is writing for teh hate fic challenge, (he doesn't know why though) and he hates all the teams bar the leafs and he just gave me a few

"There was a team from the south U-S-A
Of whom a hockey player said yesterday
I'd rather be dead
Then be a stupid Pred
and those fang fingers are so fucking gay

not his best work, but amusing

--dude am i fucking sick that I thought "hmm I write fics with people with strained groins, if I had one I would know, I could ask mae... but I won't I will get therapy

*grin* Hey research is cool. :P

--- you can wear a ducks shirt and pretend you are Petr! "I'm not groping myself I have a chinchilla in my pants"

You know, I do have a Ducks T-shirt. :D

--I'm not learning french. I do speak newfie though

Well you know, the main language of the country. :)

"There was a team from the south U-S-A
Of whom a hockey player said yesterday
I'd rather be dead
Then be a stupid Pred
and those fang fingers are so fucking gay

Ahh, that is so cute!!!

trevor!!!! *grin*

ahh *pets* ;)

dude odd people asking you out is so fucking weird! >.< and twice yeah cause maybe you changed your mind *Hugs* feh

LOL! I wonder how he feels about people being so familiar with his groin!

*hugs* Weird and upsetting. And creepy. *shudders*

LOL well we have been watching it for so long hehehe

*twitch* yeah

Ieee ouch. I know what that's like, babe.

Cabbies are...really awesome, or really scary. There's just no in between for those people.

Cabbies can be very interesting. :P

*hugs* I hate when weird creatures hit on me *smooches ya* and I'm sorry about teh Sauer trade I feel real bad about that.

*hugs* Thanks. Sauer's really good. *sigh* I still can't believe the Ducks traded him. :(

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