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Phone Post: Czechmates

FSW just did an entire segment slashing Vinny Prospal and Petr Sykora. Really.


The words in quotation marks after the player's names are the captions that appeared onscreen with their names. :)

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“SCHMUCKS: ... in particular it's Prospal and Sykora, the Czechmates who explain themselves and their reactions.

PETR: You know what, to be honest, it's such a great feeling when you score a goal so might as well celebrate, right?
(Footage of Vinny scoring, doing several fist pumps, and slamming shoulder-first into the glass)
BURNETT "CONCERNED": He's getting out of hand, though, I know that.
SALEI "SHOCKED": He can't dance, that guy cannot dance, and he was just trying to.
(Footage of Vinny doing a strange moonwalking thing)
MCDONALD "ONLOOKER": The first time I noticed it was when uhh, Vinny tackled Petr Sykora uhh, and uhh, the two of them were just rolling around.
SALEI "STILL SHOCKED": He just jumped on uhh, Sykora, like he was making love to him or something, I mean those guys are embarrassing, those Czech guys. Unbelievable.
(Footage of Vinny diving onto Petr, who was lying on his back with his legs in the air and rolling around with him and butting his head affectionately a few times)
BURNETT: I was afraid for Petr there.
PETR: 18,000 people are looking at us and thinking what the hell are those 2 guys doing out there?
LECLERC "CONFUSED": I don't know, man, I don't know where he gets it from.
MCDONALD: He's on the edge right now, he's on the brink of running up some fines from the team.
PROSPAL "JUST GOTTA DANCE": I just believe there's never enough goals, not even in practice, and especially not in the game right now, and for me to score a goal, it's a great joy, and that's why I celebrate the way I celebrate.
(Footage of Vinny scoring his first hat trick and Petr slamming him into the glass after it)”

Transcribed by: harleymae


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Ok, dude, the one guy isn't saying "he jumped on Sykora like he was making the love to him," right? I mean, he can't have said that. Not on tv. No.

Thank you soso much for that :)

I just transcribed it. Dude you have no idea how much that whole segment killed me.

Thanks for transcribing it! I only heard rolling around on the ice or something XP

hahahaaha.... hahaha. Ow man, I can't stop laughing.

I can't believe they let Salei say that he looked like he was making love to him! I am so giddy right now.

You're kidding me, right? I didn't think you could SAY stuff like that on television!

oh my god! he said that? I LOVE your announcers, this is better than them flirting with each other!

It's the Ducklings announcers actually. :) They're really in love with Petr and his partying. :P And they're even more excited now that Petr has a partier.

I can't believe Salei said that it looked like sexonice. I mean we know it did, but he like... legitimized it.

hahah oh my god. that's just fucking great.

I love the love in hockey. I love the creepedoutness from the other guys. Hahahaha so great.

It was so fucking awesome. It killed me dead, I tell you!

*dies* oh god. *adds another reason to the list of why i love petr*

PETR: 18,000 people are looking at us and thinking what the hell are those 2 guys doing out there?

*cough*it'scalledfuckingontheice*cough*


*grin* To us slashers it is anyway. :D

*DIES.FUCKING.LAUGHING.*

dude, the words that appeared under their pictures! Onlooker! Confused! Still Shocked! Just Gotta Dance! *DIES*

The captions were fucking killing me! I am so fucking happy that they did that segment! My face was so red from laughing and squealing.

*dies* That's so great.

THAT'S what that was about?!

Dammit, I knew I should have whined when they turned the sound off on all the TVs at Blinco's! I missed some great stuff!

*dies*

*DIES*

PLEASE tell me you have that on a tape full of slashy goodness that you are going to give me at the upcoming game? Please? *bats eyes*

I can never make the stupid phoneposts play. :(

Uhh... I could vidcap it at some point when I get a vidcap card. :P

The latest version of Winamp plays them.

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I know! And I love how Salei just declared that it was sexonice. Bwahahaha!

They interviewed Jason York, but I don't remember a Krog interview.

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That is so amazing. I am very bitter that I missed it! ;)

Salei is a God.

*DIES DIES* I fucking love hockey!!!

ohh and little brother ruutu got a thousand dollar fine if you hadn't seen

I saw that! Oh and dude they called a 5-minute major on Petrovicky in the Thrashers/Flyers game today on what should really ave been a 2-minute boarding minor. I think they probably talked to all the refs about that hit.

LOL...oh man, that made my day. The captions, too...ahaha. XD

*grin* That segment so made my night! Glad you enjoyed. :D

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