CHIP: Hmm, I wonder where we can stop on the way to work--I need some protein.
MAE: *shrieks* Don't say that!
CHIP: Why? What? I need protein!
MAE: Stop saying that!
CHIP: I just need a small protein snack.
MAE: *covers ears*
CHIP: (slowly catching on) Is this some kind of euphemism you people use?
MAE: Not exactly.
CHIP: *gleefully* Maybe something creamy and gooey...
MAE: You're the one eating it!
CHIP: *makes face*
One has over twenty belts, the other has cravings for protein--maybe Alex's gf is onto something?