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Martian Love
harleymae

Spezza's not alone...

Conversation between Chip and me...

CHIP: Hmm, I wonder where we can stop on the way to work--I need some protein.
MAE: *shrieks* Don't say that!
CHIP: Why? What? I need protein!
MAE: Stop saying that!
CHIP: I just need a small protein snack.
MAE: *covers ears*
CHIP: (slowly catching on) Is this some kind of euphemism you people use?
MAE: Not exactly.
CHIP: *gleefully* Maybe something creamy and gooey...
MAE: You're the one eating it!
CHIP: *makes face*

One has over twenty belts, the other has cravings for protein--maybe Alex's gf is onto something?

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CHIP: (slowly catching on) Is this some kind of euphemism you people use?

-- ok Lee totoally says that to me. "Why do you call Jason Arnott whore?"
ME, "ummm, he is a cheater on (petr) his girlfriends."


CHIP: *gleefully* Maybe something creamy and gooey...
MAE: You're the one eating it!
CHIP: *makes face*

*dies laughing* first rainbow underpants, now this!

He does view us as some weird, dangerous cult. I suppose that isn't too far from the truth.

He is truly his own worst enemy.

And, have you read Lives of Silent Desperation? That's the origin of Whore. :)

well at lest "you people" is nicer than Lee's "oh god it's the hockey porn people". But I get to him, the other day when we were watching leafs I made a comment about Matt Stajan and Lee is like "well he and owen nolan are spending time together according to the papers." Then he was horrified.

he sure is:)

Yes! I loved it, but much like calling micke "cheese sandwich" explaining this to Lee is problamatic.

I think Chip would use "hockey porn people" if he heard the phrase! Ahh, you have trained him well. Do announcer comments upset him too? :)

It's best to not to burst their little bubbles of innocence. Umm, or ignorance.

Is LOSD up now? I was wondering the other day what had happened to it.

*blinks* You mean up again? Or up at all?

Live of Silent Desperation

*sighs* So good...

Up at all, as the last time I clearly remember checking her page there was the sequel but not the actual fic. Actually, I probably saw it was up before and it jsut didn't stick at the time.

Anyways thank you, I'll have to reread it soon because yes it is sogood :)

*giggles*

MAE: You're the one eating it!
CHIP: *makes face*
- BWahahahaha, way to turn the trauma table Mae :D *Grin*

It should have been his trauma from the beginning! I just had to point it out. :)

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