“Mae (high-pitched and childish voice): Hi! It's umm, Lira and I are at the Leafs/Sharks game, second intermission right now and the Sharks are like really really really sucking and I think Thorty just took a dive or something. So, umm, Lira is here!
Lira (sexy and rageful voice): Well, did you say anything yet? I don't know what you said, but umm, yeah, I guess it didn't work, but before I said uhh, that the Leafs suck and all the fans suck and the city sucks and it all sucks. This guy with this ponytail wearing the Domi jersey who keeps standing up? He really sucks hard. And I hope that they get their asses kicked and Scott Parker beats the shit out of Tie Domi and everyone else, and makes Joolzie and Bernie cry. Okay, bye!”