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Hockey!

Today is a great day! Why? Because I have fresh-baked cookies and milk. Yum. Uhh, no. Those were great (except for the almost throwing up after part), but today is great because there's hockey!!!

The usual Comcast incompetence ensued, and Center Ice wasn't working for me today. I guess it didn't bother me much because I got the game I wanted to watch anyway on ESPN, but it's annoying. I'm safe tomorrow as well since the Sharks game will be on FSN, and the Wings game is on ESPN2.

As for the games themselves ... I watched the Stars/Ducks game. Amused that Guerin got into a fight like 20 seconds in. His goal was purty. Lupul is good. Petr seemed kind of lazy. However, I did get to see his open shorts. It doesn't look weird on him, somehow. Whore had flashes of brilliance. Whore was taken down by Petr. *pause for uproarious laughter* Sami Pahlsson has apple cheeks. Smarco made some nice glove saves.

Whore lost his helmet. Big surprise. I think he needs to attend a class.

So fucking proud of Jilly!!!

I love hockey. And tomorrow? Sharks vs Oilers! *squeaks*

Apparently, I can do 35 pushups (real, not girl) in one minute. God, I'm stupid for doing that while I'm sick. :(


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eeee petr knocking whore over was hilarious!! *licks them both*

I LOVE lupul!! like LOVE

*huggles sick you*


I know!!! I just couldn't believe it at first. I was thinking, "How did Whore end up lying down on the ice like that?"

Teehee! He definitely made an impression.

*huggles* Thanks.

AJ was liek petr and whore look at them, all over each other bwahahaha petr just knocked him down, she should do pbp or like at least colour lol

ROFL! Dude can you imagine a hockey game announced by IHC members? Bwahahahaha!

*Cracks up* bwahahahaha it's be the best ever yo! We'd be kicked off the air before the first period LOL

*dies* OMG you're so right, we wouldn't last past the warm-up! But dude, our commentary would be more interesting and informed than the ESPN dudes, though!

*giggles* Ive barely seen an espn game but I'm betting we'd be better than most of the pbo guys out there regardless yo

Dude, it's not uncommon for them to get the goalies mixed up at least once a game. :( They did it last night and called Giguere Turco once, I think. Or maybe the other way around.

*g* some hockey annoucers are just plain awful *twitch* Harry on HNIC is sooooo bad :(

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That's so great. *sheds proud tear* It's so unfair. Him and McGillis are making me not dislike the Bruins. *pouts*

*points and laughs at them*

Thanks. :)

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I don't like Joe Thornton. Or maybe I do now. I'm so confused! *weeps*

God how I love Petr. He's my boy. Ha. My homie.
I love hockey it's only the best tihng in the whole world. And its likea regular thing for you to freakin like make me crave food.. strawberries from the farmers market.. birthday cake.. now cookies and milk.. damn you. Ha. I want so bad.

Yay for push ups. Hah. Dont puke now.

He's so cute. And he skates with open shorts, bwahaha!

LOL! I think cos' we both love food, hehehe! If you're ever up here, or I'm ever down there we should go have a nice meal together. :P

*giggle* I won't. :)

*spins you around the room*

hockeyhockeyhockeyhockey *gibbers*

Whee! Whee! Whee!

Yup, that's exactly how I feel. :D

Amused that Guerin got into a fight like 20 seconds in. His goal was purty.

--He's such a brute :)) But yes very pretty goal :)

flashes of brilliance. Whore was taken down by Petr. *pause for uproarious laughter*

--Dude. *gigggle* Petr's just so used to being horizontal with him, he couldn't resist LOLOL!!

Smarco made some nice glove saves.

--Naked stretching does a body good *GRIN*

I love hockey. And tomorrow? Sharks vs Oilers! *squeaks*

--*GRIN* And I get Canucks YAY!

*huggles* Feel better hon. Should the Arkora come and take care of you?? *G* Heee Icon for you :D

--Dude. *gigggle* Petr's just so used to being horizontal with him, he couldn't resist LOLOL!!

*dies* So what does it mean that he took Whore down? He wants to top tonight? Bwahaha!

--*GRIN* And I get Canucks YAY!

Eee, so many games I want to watch tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giddy with the power of Center Ice*

And thank you. :) OMG if Arkora came and took care of me ... you know what? I think I'd prefer if they came and took care of each other. *grin*

*dies* So what does it mean that he took Whore down? He wants to top tonight? Bwahaha!

--ROFL!! Oh yeah definitely :PP

Eee, so many games I want to watch tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giddy with the power of Center Ice*

--No kidding. I was going crazy switching from all the channels :))

OMG if Arkora came and took care of me ... you know what? I think I'd prefer if they came and took care of each other. *grin*

--Hmmmm, you know, I think that's not a half bad idea *giggle*

eeeeeeeeeeee *spazes* hockeyhockeyhockeyhockey!!!! :D

Whore had flashes of brilliance.

hahaha, "brililance" and "whore", hahahaha. *ahem* i mean, um, of course he did. was that before or after he lost the helmet? ;P

Whore was taken down by Petr.

*cracks up* i squeeeeed like a maniac when that happened. foreplay. wonder if jason got grouchy later? pushed petr around, more effectively than petr could push him around. made him paaaaaaaaaaay. *has lovely naughty arkora thoughts* mmmmmmmm. *scampers off to write more arkora fic*

I know!!! *explodes with joy*

Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that until now. *laughs more* I'm referring to hockey brilliance of course. *grin*

Dude, they were so frisky!!! And Jason may have been grumpy, but I'm sure Petr found a way to put a smile on his face. *halo*

*squeals for Arkora!fic*

*laughs* oh, right, hockey brilliance. well, ok, he's allowed to have some of that. ;)

i knooooooooow. they were getting so frisky in the corners before petr dumbed jason on his ass, it was so great. hee, yes, i'm sure he made up for knocking jason over.

i'm working on it, i'm working on it.

*dies* Are they going to take turns knocking each other down in all subsequent games? :P

Yay!

*laughs* we can only hope. maybe they've got it all worked out, so they can take turns making it up to each other later. ;)

Apparently, I can do 35 pushups (real, not girl) in one minute.

Holy crap!

*loves you*

You are SO gonna be my new bodyguard!

LOL! I can try, but I'm one of the furthest things there is from initimidating-looking. :P

Had to share:

Donkey Balls Sign
You Have Floppy Donkey Balls
Big, clumsy, sloppy and oafish, your balls have a
lot of potential, but you probably couldnt take
advantage of it if you wanted to. Luckily, the
chances of you finding that kind of motivation
are minimal.


What kind of BALLS do you have?
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Bizarre - that's what I got too. And there were lots of options!

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