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Mini Nazzy!

*squeal* I saw the little boy at the school near my house wearing his Canucks jersey again. :) It's got his name on it (Aidan, #7) not one of the players', and he he looks like a miniature Markus Naslund! He's got a similar haircut, but his hair is wavy rather than curly. I looked around for a miniature Todd Bertuzzi, but he was nowhere to be seen. I shouldn't have bothered - I mean if there were a mini-Todd, he'd be with mini-Nazzy, right? :D

There was a bum sitting on a ledge by the sidewalk peeing. Oh boy, public penis sighting #2! That was all right, but he left this trail of destruction that originated from the bus stop where I wait for my bus to work. He threw up at the bus stop! And there were pigeons eating the puke! Blech!

I've been reinstated as an officer in my pirate crew (someone wasn't taking good care of our ships), and apparently my peers think I'm a good pirate. *sniffles happily* Uhh, this would be in the pirate game I play online. I don't actually think I'm a pirate. *coughs* YARRRRRR!!!

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slashing little kids now are we? hee hee. tha's cool though. you should take a photo.

Nazzy doesn't look right without Todd at any age! :P

You know what's scary? Lots of adults hang around outside that school with video cams taping the kids. I mean, it's like they're scouting possible kidnapping candidates or something.

that is true. no arguing with that. and no complaints, ESPECIALLY from me.

so then go ahead and take a photo of him. :D

They might actually catch me since I live right there, though!

dude, a kid with his name on his shirt at a school where adults video tape? I hope aidan doesn't disappear one day!

I'm a little concerned for all of them, actually.

You should go out one day with a video camera and shoot the weird adults with video cameras shooting the kids. Actually, that'd probably be really dangerous. Don't do it, CIA!

If I had a good zoom on my camera, I could do it from the safety of my bedroom! :D

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like waiting at the bus stop isn't supposed to be an X-rated activity!

He was relieving himself just outside the library, not by the bus stop. But between bum dick and puke, I think the puke is worse.

Awwwww, it's a baby!Nazzy ;D

I shouldn't have bothered - I mean if there were a mini-Todd, he'd be with mini-Nazzy, right?

Right. It's too bad we can't scan the world looking for mini-Todds and mini-Naslunds. And not so mini ones.

And eww. Pee and puke. *shudder*

That would warm my heart for sure! :D

What a great way to start the day, eh? :P

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