There was a bum sitting on a ledge by the sidewalk peeing. Oh boy, public penis sighting #2! That was all right, but he left this trail of destruction that originated from the bus stop where I wait for my bus to work. He threw up at the bus stop! And there were pigeons eating the puke! Blech!
I've been reinstated as an officer in my pirate crew (someone wasn't taking good care of our ships), and apparently my peers think I'm a good pirate. *sniffles happily* Uhh, this would be in the pirate game I play online. I don't actually think I'm a pirate. *coughs* YARRRRRR!!!