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Enjoyable hockey predictions!

10 Bold Predictions...but I get to do 25

My Favourites:

2. The NHL will impose a fine on the pairing of Jiri Fischer and Derian Hatcher for "being too freaking big".

4. Doing what's trendy, every team will adopt a trap system. As a result, a total of 5 goals will be scored during the regular season.

5. While touring SoCal, Sergei Fedorov will run into Enrique Iglesias and the two will engage in a public slap duel. The favorite, Enrique, will win in the 6th round after Sergei throws the fight to take home the betting money.

6. During a long road trip, Teemu Sellane and Paul Kariya will get in a fight and the Avs will go on a 9-game losing streak.

10. Brett Hull will score his 700th one-liner in an interview. Commentators will continue to look at video of how much his stick bends...ewwww.

16. Ray Whitney will ask Derian Hatcher for a piggy back ride. Hatcher agrees under the condition that Ray not tell anyone or "I will kill you!" Whitney will be heard going "Wheeeeeee! Look how tall I am!"

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The piggy back ride one amused me greatly. :P

"being too freaking big"

*immature snickering*

*dies over Paul and Teemu fighting :) everybody knows they are soinlove

Eek! I didn't even think of that! *dies*

Lovers' quarrels are the worst! :P

Wings domination :D
I love the one about Hatcher and Fischer. They're my twin towers, my home boys. I looooooove my team :D

Twin towers!!! *thinks about it in the context of Bernie's comment* *dies more*

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aww *pats him* but he's so pretty!

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I don't know, but the retard spelled Selanne wrong. :c) I personally thought they were ALL stupid.

I did like the one about Barry Melrose, Emilio Estevez and Eric Lindros, though. Ha.

Eee, cool icon!

The ones I put in the post amused me. :D

*snicker* Red Wings Twin Towers. Size does matter! *grin* And I'm going to be over here dying at the image of Whit getting a piggy back ride on Derian :DDDD

*DIES* thanks for posting!!

*giggle* You're welcome! I was amused. :P

1. As a result of a lost bet, Barry "The Assmaster" Melrose will spend the entire month of January trashing the Avalanche. He will subsequently commit suicide because of the trauma.

*pets the mullet* (And yes, I laughed at #6, but I felt bad about it *hugs them*)


*grin* Wouldn't the kissing and making up be sweet, though?

1. As a result of a lost bet, Barry "The Assmaster" Melrose will spend the entire month of January trashing the Avalanche. He will subsequently commit suicide because of the trauma.


*wonders at that one* Barry can't stand the Avs.... he talks nice about em sometimes but can't wait to be the first to trash him. We hate him in Denver.

16. Ray Whitney will ask Derian Hatcher for a piggy back ride. Hatcher agrees under the condition that Ray not tell anyone or "I will kill you!" Whitney will be heard going "Wheeeeeee! Look how tall I am!"

*pictures that* *DIES LAUGHING*


12. Steve Yzerman will reveal that he is actually Johnny Depp.

*DIESDIESDIES*


Thank you so much for posting those, that is great :)

Dude the piggy back ride killed me!!! Like Ray yelling "Faster!" and Derian being all disgruntled and telling him to shut the fuck up.

He so looks like him!

*giggle* Glad you were amused. :)

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