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2. The NHL will impose a fine on the pairing of Jiri Fischer and Derian Hatcher for "being too freaking big".
4. Doing what's trendy, every team will adopt a trap system. As a result, a total of 5 goals will be scored during the regular season.
5. While touring SoCal, Sergei Fedorov will run into Enrique Iglesias and the two will engage in a public slap duel. The favorite, Enrique, will win in the 6th round after Sergei throws the fight to take home the betting money.
6. During a long road trip, Teemu Sellane and Paul Kariya will get in a fight and the Avs will go on a 9-game losing streak.
10. Brett Hull will score his 700th one-liner in an interview. Commentators will continue to look at video of how much his stick bends...ewwww.
16. Ray Whitney will ask Derian Hatcher for a piggy back ride. Hatcher agrees under the condition that Ray not tell anyone or "I will kill you!" Whitney will be heard going "Wheeeeeee! Look how tall I am!"
*immature snickering*
*dies over Paul and Teemu fighting :) everybody knows they are soinlove
Lovers' quarrels are the worst! :P
I love the one about Hatcher and Fischer. They're my twin towers, my home boys. I looooooove my team :D
I did like the one about Barry Melrose, Emilio Estevez and Eric Lindros, though. Ha.
The ones I put in the post amused me. :D
*pets the mullet* (And yes, I laughed at #6, but I felt bad about it *hugs them*)
*wonders at that one* Barry can't stand the Avs.... he talks nice about em sometimes but can't wait to be the first to trash him. We hate him in Denver.
*pictures that* *DIES LAUGHING*
12. Steve Yzerman will reveal that he is actually Johnny Depp.
*DIESDIESDIES*
Thank you so much for posting those, that is great :)
He so looks like him!
*giggle* Glad you were amused. :)